The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.

The SkinBasket will pay. The Skinbasket cares for tobacco and Nutz.

[BallHawk]

Sorry, dear, but I have no waistline pennance to do. No situps for me unless I feel like it (or there happens to be a cute guy in the gym...)

NO EXCUSES!! SIT-UPS BENEFIT ALL THE KINGDOM!! NOW SIT! UP! TEN TIMES!

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

[SkinBasket]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

[Freak Out]

7.00 dollars for a pack of cigarettes. What is this world coming to. No more smoking on this guys dime.

The SkinBasket will pay. The Skinbasket cares for tobacco and Nutz.

This is what I used to smoke until I stopped 8 years ago.

http://www.natsherman.com/product.cfm?CFID=298169&CFTOKEN=51512781&productid=1104

They were $7 back then. Worth every fucking penny though.

[BallHawk]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

Ballhawk recommends you read the book instead of watching crappy movie versions.

And, yes, Ballhawk has done his required tasks. Do I get my rations now?

[SkinBasket]

This is eerily like the exercises Winston had to do in 1984.

Is the SkinBasket Big Brother?

The Skinbasket tried to watch that garbage once and fell asleep. Or was it Brazil? No matter. Has the meager Ballhawk done his required penance yet?

Ballhawk recommends you read the book instead of watching crappy movie versions.

And, yes, Ballhawk has done his required tasks. Do I get my rations now?

Yes. You may now masturbate.

[BallHawk]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

[SkinBasket]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

The Knights of the Kingdom all have hairy palms. It is a requirement, not a crime.

[BallHawk]

Yes. You may now masturbate.

But I thought the Kingdom of the Basket disapproved of hairy palms?

The Knights of the Kingdom all have hairy palms. It is a requirement, not a crime.

And what is the rule of the land when it comes to strained eyes?

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket has lost his notes on Paradise Lost and must now start all over from the beginning again. We think Jesus is angry at us for enjoying Milton and is hiding our notes. Goddamn it Jesus! There was some important shit in there. If he hid them in the Bible, the SkinBasket shall forgive him his kooky sense of humor.

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket had our balls fondled by a man yesterday and is still feeling confused. Confused as to what the medical excuse is for doctors grabbing our mansack every few years.

On a positive note, the SkinBasket delivered an exceptional blood panel.

62 HDL
114 LDL
A 3.1 ratio.

The SkinBasket also lowered our triglycerides from 190 a year ago to 83. The doctor is less worried about the SkinBasket's eminent death now. We are unsure if he feels that way due to the blood test or the fondling of the testicles.

[MJZiggy]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up...

[Iron Mike]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up...

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.

[Scott Campbell]

If all we had to do was get a little felt up...

I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.

I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.

[Zool]

Last physical I had was a 25 y/o nurse practitioner student who was rockin. Really hard to concentrate on horrible ugly things while she's "checking for cancer".