Trouble Dump

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Btw, I withdrew 300 bucks from an ATM a couple of weeks ago, to play poker of course. Fucking ATM only dumped down 120. Spoke with the ATM bank and the Canadian bank that issued the card (and where my minimum-wage paychecks fly to). After "investigating" the transaction, both banks concluded that I received the correct amount.

Motherfuck! How hard does it take to pinpoint the fucking ATM and count the fucking money? Fucking ATM should be 180 bucks over! I swear to Zesus and Hades, I was short! Pissed and probably would've taken my hard-earned frogskins out of said Canadian bank already if I weren't so lazy.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It's been 2 months since I lasted played a hand.

[mraynrand]

It's been 2 months since I lasted played a hand.

Keep trying - eventually someone will go on a date with you.

[woodbuck27]

My shoulder is all fucked up. Can't raise my arm over my head or move it quickly. Probably a torn rotator or some shit. Don't want to pay my deductible to get it fixed.

Hey Mad if you think it's a Rotator Cuff injury....... it is.

The injury takes years of therapy to heal and if it's the right shoulder you'll have difficulty reaching for the bottle of Tequila on 'a top shelf'. Keep that bottle on display on your coffee table.

[woodbuck27]

Stop staring in my windows at night and you won't have to watch.

[woodbuck27]

Get a cortisone shot

[woodbuck27]

I'm supposed to paint a room today. I hate fucking painting. And of course I'm covering up high gloss shit brown, so it's gonna take two coats and then some.

On a related note, I painted a boat with fibered aluminum paint yesterday. It's a bad idea to use an old utility hook in a drill to mix that stuff, but on the other hand having silver boots is kind of neat.

[woodbuck27]

Just look for a few rolls of a similar color contact paper. Your wife will never know.

[woodbuck27]

I suspect I have a rat den in the backyard near the damned chicken coop that the wife got for the kids. When you see a rat or two scurrying around out there you just know there are at least two dozen of the fuckers hunkering down below ground. Getting rid of them is going to be a giant pain in the ass. I think I may hire some high school kid to sit out there at dusk with an air rifle for a week. Anyone need a bushel of frozen rats?

I'd recommend this guy 'the Pet Detective', before the Packers sign him to boost their WR Stable.

[woodbuck27]

Dear Rats,

It's been 5 days since I last played a hand, so it looks like I'm heading in the right direction against my poker addiction. My goal is to not play another hand til July.

When you sit down tm play it's simple and take this advice as I know it works.

Of course I've been playing for about 6 Decades but you have to know in every Poker Session that your TOP DOG.

I play `online` in Poker Lounges (Texas Holdem) in nine Countries:

Canada; Canada (French); USA; Ireland; UK; Latino; Portugal, Germany and Belgium and i never expect to lose. Play as `the Boss Dog`and À) ** be patient B) never reach and C) when you`ve got the Nuts, suck em in with reraise on `the Turn` and then drill them on `the River`.

** Every hand is simply a couple of steps and your on a nice leisurely walk (or a Session).

Watch what you push ie a straight as too often the other Dog has the over card and if you bet a straight BIG, ensure your Pockets are the two inside.

Watch for any pair in the Community crs if you didn`t trip or Pair High to hang`on the Flop and you see a strong pre Turn Bet ....Fold like it`s a rest after those two steps and look around or smell the roses. If your not in a Flushing hand high don`t pay for the look as your checking anyway.

Never ever would I advise showing your cads at hands end.

I see the Pros showing one hole card high Flop Pair.... what for... the blinds?

With strong Pockets before the Flop >>> raise them.

This is important you must acquire all the compensent skills to know your the Man To Bet' at that Table. You get there through good skills and experience and cool or you study hard. Study upgrades anyone's game as long as you don't saturate.

I see DOGS imagining their good to great Poker players and only playing for say 5-7 Years. The're my toast. Poker is like life. Experience does 'in fact' count. The your confidence is backed up.

Frankly I know I'm a Superior Poker player and know that when Lady Luck visits; you don't mess around and you take her for 'that Dance'. When that Dance and her attitude changes. Say goodbye to Lady Luck, as she'll soon say goodbye to you and holding less chips than you might have.

Set a target goal for winning each Session. If you manage to reach that level you did well and get out. Lady Luck is 'a flirt' and may like other Guys at your table really soon,

[Anti-Polar Bear]

When you sit down tm play it's simple and take this advice as I know it works.

Of course I've been playing for about 6 Decades but you have to know in every Poker Session that your TOP DOG.

I play `online` in Poker Lounges (Texas Holdem) in nine Countries:

Canada; Canada (French); USA; Ireland; UK; Latino; Portugal, Germany and Belgium and i never expect to lose. Play as `the Boss Dog`and À) ** be patient B) never reach and C) when you`ve got the Nuts, suck em in with reraise on `the Turn` and then drill them on `the River`.

** Every hand is simply a couple of steps and your on a nice leisurely walk (or a Session).

Watch what you push ie a straight as too often the other Dog has the over card and if you bet a straight BIG, ensure your Pockets are the two inside.

Watch for any pair in the Community crs if you didn`t trip or Pair High to hang`on the Flop and you see a strong pre Turn Bet ....Fold like it`s a rest after those two steps and look around or smell the roses. If your not in a Flushing hand high don`t pay for the look as your checking anyway.

Never ever would I advise showing your cads at hands end.

I see the Pros showing one hole card high Flop Pair.... what for... the blinds?

With strong Pockets before the Flop >>> raise them.

This is important you must acquire all the compensent skills to know your the Man To Bet' at that Table. You get there through good skills and experience and cool or you study hard. Study upgrades anyone's game as long as you don't saturate.

I see DOGS imagining their good to great Poker players and only playing for say 5-7 Years. The're my toast. Poker is like life. Experience does 'in fact' count. The your confidence is backed up.

Frankly I know I'm a Superior Poker player and know that when Lady Luck visits; you don't mess around and you take her for 'that Dance'. When that Dance and her attitude changes. Say goodbye to Lady Luck, as she'll soon say goodbye to you and holding less chips than you might have.

Set a target goal for winning each Session. If you manage to reach that level you did well and get out. Lady Luck is 'a flirt' and may like other Guys at your table really soon,

Excellent advices. Thanks.

We ain't allowed to play online poker anymore in the US (maybe in New Jersey, but I live in cold, dark and dull Wisconsin). I actually regressed, and played in a tournament the other day at the local Indian casino. Took 2nd and won about 300 bucks. Spent the $ on a bunch of lap dances afterward. I'm now officially retired from poker, but at least I went out on a high note.