Favre to Vikings will not happen!

[PackerBlues]

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

Conversation between Deanna and Ted:

Deanna: "Ted, you were willing to offer Brett $20 Million to stay retired last year......what are you offering this year?"

Ted: "My offer still stands."

Deanna: "Not good enough chump."

Ted: "What can I do to make Brett Happy? What will it take to get him to retire now?"

Deanna: "$50. Million"

Ted: "$50 Million?"

Deanna: "$50 Million and a baboon."

Ted: "A baboon?"

Deanna: "A baboon with white hair...... like yours."

Ted: "The $50 Million is not a problem, the entire reason I have not been signing any free agents the last few years is because I knew I would have to pay Brett off if I wanted him out of town.......but a baboon with white hair just like mine.......nope, can't do it."

Deanna: "Then we have no choice...... Brett will have to play for the Vikings this year."

Ted: "Please, I beg of you, don't do this to me."

Deanna: "You brought this on yourself Beee-atch! Pay up or else!"


The conversation taking place between Childress and Favre right at this very minute:

Childress: "A fucking baboon?"

Favre: "A white Haired Babboon!"

Childress: "ROFLMFAO!"

Favre: "I know. Right?"


It's all just bargaining right now. Ted will pay. One way or the other!

[cheesner]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

Conversation between Deanna and Ted:

Deanna: "Ted, you were willing to offer Brett $20 Million to stay retired last year......what are you offering this year?"

Ted: "My offer still stands."

Deanna: "Not good enough chump."

Ted: "What can I do to make Brett Happy? What will it take to get him to retire now?"

Deanna: "$50. Million"

Ted: "$50 Million?"

Deanna: "$50 Million and a baboon."

Conversation between Deanna and Ted:

Deanna: "Ted, you were willing to offer Brett $20 Million to stay retired last year......what are you offering this year?"

Ted: "Well, I have to decrease my offer to $25."

Deanna: "25 million?"

Ted: "No, just the $25."

Deanna: "Why?"

Ted: "Well, when the original marketing plan was drawn up Brett had 20 million loyal fans. With all of this prima donna bullshit behavior, that has not dropped to 3 people."

Deanna: "Three?"

Ted: "Well, we are not really too sure on the demographics, they are posters at Packerrats, but perhaps we can sell 1 jersey to one of them, thus $25."

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

So your theory is that he's got one more thing in common with Terrell Owens?

[Deputy Nutz]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

[cpk1994]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

Brett Jr?

[sharpe1027]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

Ted will pay. One way or the other!

By Ted paying you mean the Packers organization will be paying. Real funny that my favorite team will be blackmailed by a guy the Packers gave a chance when no-one else would, the same guy they payed hundreds of millions of dollars over the years (and he was worth it).

Just hillarious.

[Scott Campbell]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

[Deputy Nutz]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

[Scott Campbell]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

I guess that rules out "Ted" then.

[Deputy Nutz]

I was thinking "Bobo".

[Scott Campbell]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

Good point.

How about "Madtown"?

[bobblehead]

I love how people build up their own world as a survival mechanism and can ignore facts and reality in it.

If Deanna called TT she would probably be talking to the secretary for about 5 hours.

[Deputy Nutz]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

Good point.

How about "Madtown"?

Well absolutely, why didn't I think of that.

[Spaulding]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

Good point.

How about "Madtown"?

How about "Waffle" as in how he handles retirement?

[cpk1994]

I love the baboon theory, very nice. I wonder what he will care to name the lovable baboon?

How bout "Campbell".

You are not lovable, much hate and spite fills your heart, indeed.

Good point.

How about "Madtown"?

How about "Waffle" as in how he handles retirement?

Yeah. It could then become the mascot of The Waffle House.