Favre to Vikings will not happen!

[Gunakor]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

Conversation between Deanna and Ted:

Deanna: "Ted, you were willing to offer Brett $20 Million to stay retired last year......what are you offering this year?"

Ted: "My offer still stands."

Deanna: "Not good enough chump."

Ted: "What can I do to make Brett Happy? What will it take to get him to retire now?"

Deanna: "$50. Million"

Ted: "$50 Million?"

Deanna: "$50 Million and a baboon."

Ted: "A baboon?"

Deanna: "A baboon with white hair...... like yours."

Ted: "The $50 Million is not a problem, the entire reason I have not been signing any free agents the last few years is because I knew I would have to pay Brett off if I wanted him out of town.......but a baboon with white hair just like mine.......nope, can't do it."

Deanna: "Then we have no choice...... Brett will have to play for the Vikings this year."

Ted: "Please, I beg of you, don't do this to me."

Deanna: "You brought this on yourself Beee-atch! Pay up or else!"


The conversation taking place between Childress and Favre right at this very minute:

Childress: "A fucking baboon?"

Favre: "A white Haired Babboon!"

Childress: "ROFLMFAO!"

Favre: "I know. Right?"


It's all just bargaining right now. Ted will pay. One way or the other!

Mark Murphy offered Favre 20 million dollars last year. Thompson didn't offer him a dime.

[Fritz]

Prior to last offseason, I always felt Favre was a very likable guy. I think it'd be easy enough for him to rehab his reputation with many fans - all he'd have to do is to sign a deal with The Waffle House as a spokesperson, do a few commercials poking fun at himself, and everybody'd be back in love with the good ol' boy.

I should be his agent. Fire "Bus" Cook. Call me "Inner City Urban Rail" Fritz.

[Pacopete4]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

[Scott Campbell]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

He needs to hire Ari Fleischer.

[Gunakor]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

He needs to hire Ari Fleischer.

That'll win us over..

[Pacopete4]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

He needs to hire Ari Fleischer.

That'll win us over..

Why is this about "us"?

[Gunakor]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

He needs to hire Ari Fleischer.

That'll win us over..

Why is this about "us"?

I thought the point was to make people forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT (that's from your post). Isn't that us?

[gex]

Very funny thread, Gex got a good chuckle from the original post and all the wise combacks. LOL

[Scott Campbell]

I agree Fritz. Even if he were to play for the Vikings, he could do a lot of PR after he's all really done and retired and people will forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT. Whether or not you are his agent.. I really hope he fires Bus Cook as well.

He needs to hire Ari Fleischer.

That'll win us over..

Why is this about "us"?

I thought the point was to make people forget all the shenanigans for the past 2-3 seasons with him and TT (that's from your post). Isn't that us?

I know it upset people at the time, but it was amazing to watch what happened after Ari. The Packers got their message down, and stopped reacting to all the Favre news. The public perception tide began to turn in their favor at that point.

I said Ari Fleischer tongue in cheek, because it would only take a tiny bit of solid PR advice for Brett to at least stop the bleeding.

[DonHutson]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

"Well, when the original marketing plan was drawn up Brett had 20 million loyal fans. With all of this prima donna bullshit behavior, that has not dropped to 3 people."

Sounds about right, Cheesner.

[Scott Campbell]

That $20M licensing offer was made before the economy completely tanked. I'd be shocked if they could make him a similar offer this year - even if he hadn't gone off the deep end.

[Stevogbfan]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

Conversation between Deanna and Ted:

Deanna: "Ted, you were willing to offer Brett $20 Million to stay retired last year......what are you offering this year?"

Ted: "My offer still stands."

Deanna: "Not good enough chump."

Ted: "What can I do to make Brett Happy? What will it take to get him to retire now?"

Deanna: "$50. Million"

Ted: "$50 Million?"

Deanna: "$50 Million and a baboon."

Ted: "A baboon?"

Deanna: "A baboon with white hair...... like yours."

Ted: "The $50 Million is not a problem, the entire reason I have not been signing any free agents the last few years is because I knew I would have to pay Brett off if I wanted him out of town.......but a baboon with white hair just like mine.......nope, can't do it."

Deanna: "Then we have no choice...... Brett will have to play for the Vikings this year."

Ted: "Please, I beg of you, don't do this to me."

Deanna: "You brought this on yourself Beee-atch! Pay up or else!"


The conversation taking place between Childress and Favre right at this very minute:

Childress: "A fucking baboon?"

Favre: "A white Haired Babboon!"

Childress: "ROFLMFAO!"

Favre: "I know. Right?"


It's all just bargaining right now. Ted will pay. One way or the other!

wow, thanks for that man, it's what the forum and all of us needed, a good lol on the whole favre thing

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

So your theory is that he's got one more thing in common with Terrell Owens?

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

So your theory is that he's got one more thing in common with Terrell Owens?

Why do you say that Scott?

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Favre to Vikings will not happen!

I have a theory that should calm some of you guys down.

Deanna was in GB the other day right? I think she was there to lay down the groundwork for a new retirement contract.

So your theory is that he's got one more thing in common with Terrell Owens?

Why do you say that Scott?

Because they both got manipulated by Desperate Housewives.