Brett: Hey brad, I want to play for the vikings, but that OTA and mini camp stuff is way overrated, just give me a fat paycheck and I'll see you at training camp where you will allow me minimum reps to rest my arm.
Brad: Well, with all the new talent you have to get used to I would really like to have you here right away.
Brett: Well, I got my lawn to mow and my chainsaw to pose with for photo-ops and all, I'll just see you in training camp OK.
Brad: Fuck, now I see why TT and MM kicked your ass out of town, never mind, get outta my office.
Brett: I called this press conference to announce that I am staying retired...all this speculation is unfounded. Brad and I are just good buddies...we talked about my tractor and chainsaw.
Brad: Well, with all the new talent you have to get used to I would really like to have you here right away.
Brett: Well, I got my lawn to mow and my chainsaw to pose with for photo-ops and all, I'll just see you in training camp OK.
Brad: Fuck, now I see why TT and MM kicked your ass out of town, never mind, get outta my office.
Brett: I called this press conference to announce that I am staying retired...all this speculation is unfounded. Brad and I are just good buddies...we talked about my tractor and chainsaw.


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