2014 Mockery of the Draft

[mraynrand]

What would TT's legacy be without Aaron Rodgers as his teams QB!?

Probably about the same as Packerrats' legacy without your shiny internet countenance.

Maybe TT picks Cutler in 2006!

[HarveyWallbangers]

Cooks is different than Jackson. Height is similar, but weight is not. Cooks is a legit WR, not a gimmick. Steve Smith is the best comparison, and I dont know how much Ive talked about it here, but Smith has been one of my favorite players in the league. I love his game. Needless to say, I love Cooks game. I think he'll be a hell of a player for a long time. He does it all, plays bigger than he is, significantly.

It will be intersting, but I like Beckham slightly more. The main reason is that I'm convinced Beckham will be better as an outside receiver than Cooks. Cooks will be better in the slot.

Measurables are pretty similar.

Beckham = 5'11" 198, 4.43 40, 3.94 shuttle, 6.69 3 cone, 38.5" vertical, 122" broad jump
Cooks = 5'10" 189, 4.33 40, 3.81 shuttle, 6.76 3 cone, 36" vertical, 120" broad jump

Both are good route runners. Both are good after the catch. Similar hands. I think Beckham has slightly better ball skills.

[woodbuck27]

Not a hockey fan but I will be rooting for Montreal for obvious reasons.

I apologize as this post isn't football related. I'm trying to cover the Montreal Canadiens Vs Boston Bruins series in Romper Room.

Really Brandon494 and.... if you tune into this series with some real focus. You might become more of a hockey fan.

I wasn't paying a lot of attention to the NBA this season until the Toronto Raptors came into their own. now I'm sucked into the raptor hype. Withal this racial prejudice on behalf of bruin fans I've even dropped the Boston Celtics as a very long term fan of that team.

I can't stand such stupid ignorance as the Bruin fans insist upon in this day and times. this isn't just a few fans. it's way too many of the Bruin fan base that are so fucking stupid. Those are the same fans that support my team since the 1950's the Boston Celtics. As a result I made a sound decision and the Boston Celtics are gone from my life. Surprizingly for me this decision was easy.

With that aside:

This series is turning out to be enormous in terms of the Canadiens Vs Bruins long term "original six" rivalry.

I truly love what I see in this series in terms of energy and excitement.

The Red ,White and Blue...Les Habitants (The Montreal Canadiens) came up huge and scored a 4-2 win at the very turned out and on Bell Center last evening. The center of attention PK Subban was enormous for the Montreal Canadiens leading his team with a goal and an assist and simply flying all over the ice.. I love the way PK Subban acts and plays the game. This young man is becoming stronger inspite of all adversity.

PK Subban was awarded the first Star for his outstanding effort in game three. He now has six points in the series and has to be very cautious that the Bruins don't target him with more aggressive play. This series should go seven games and I gurantee all that watch it...excitement.

[woodbuck27]

The Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock with the 23rd pick of Round 1.

01. Houston - Jadaveon Clowney - DE - South Carolina (Zool)
02. St. Louis - Sammy Watkins - WR - Clemson (smuggler)
03. Jacksonville - Khalil Mack - LB - Buffalo (HarveyWallbangers)
04. Cleveland - Johnny Manziel - QB - Texas A&M (BZnDallas)
05. Oakland - Greg Robinson - OT - Auburn (Guinness)
06. Atlanta - Jake Matthews - OT - Texas A&M (Joemailman)
07. Tampa Bay - Mike Evans - WR - Texas A&M (woodbuck27)
08. Minnesota - Aaron Donald - DT - Pittsburgh (pbmax)
09. Buffalo - Taylor Lewan - OT - Michigan (bobblehead)
10. Detroit - Anthony Barr - DE/OLB - UCLA (Fritz)
11. Tennessee - Blake Bortles - QB - UCF (Zool)
12. New York Giants - Zack Martin - OT - Notre Dame (denverYooper)
13. St. Louis - Hasean 'Ha Ha' Clinton-Dix - FS- Alabama (pbmax)
14. Chicago - C. J. Mosely - ILB - Alabama (digitaldean)
15. Pittsburgh - Darquese Dennard - CB - Michigan State (Joemailman)
16. Dallas - Calvin Prior - FS - Louisville (woodbuck27)
17. Baltimore - Odell Beckham, Jr - WR - LSU (smuggler)
18. New York Jets - Eric Ebron - TE - UNC (Brandon494)
19. Miami - Justin Gilbert - CB - Oklahoma State (HarveyWallbangers)
20. Arizona- Teddy Bridgewater - QB - Louisville (Justin Harrell)
21. Green Bay - Ryan Shazier - LB - Ohio St. (Poll)
22. Philadelphia - Brandin Cooks - WR - Oregon State
23. Kansas City - Picks ...

OK let's get this mock rolling and it's 8:25 AM EST and the DRAFT is coming on fast now:

KC also wants a WR and with the NO. 23 Pick selects the next BPA WR ... Marqise Lee - WR - USC

Round 1 Pick NO. 24 ... Cincinnati is on the clock and picks:

[Scott Campbell]

I can't stand such stupid ignorance as the Bruin fans insist upon in this day and times. this isn't just a few fans. it's way too many of the Bruin fan base that are so fucking stupid. Those are the same fans that support my team since the 1950's the Boston Celtics. As a result I made a sound decision and the Boston Celtics are gone from my life. Surprizingly for me this decision was easy.

Lucky fuckers. First they draft Larry Bird, and now this.

[ThunderDan]

Lucky fuckers. First they draft Larry Bird, and now this.

Welcome back for your one post every 6 months.

[mraynrand]

Lucky fuckers. First they draft Larry Bird, and now this.

Draft Mockery!

[denverYooper]

Paging John Dorsey

[Zool]

01. Houston - Jadaveon Clowney - DE - South Carolina (Zool)
02. St. Louis - Sammy Watkins - WR - Clemson (smuggler)
03. Jacksonville - Khalil Mack - LB - Buffalo (HarveyWallbangers)
04. Cleveland - Johnny Manziel - QB - Texas A&M (BZnDallas)
05. Oakland - Greg Robinson - OT - Auburn (Guinness)
06. Atlanta - Jake Matthews - OT - Texas A&M (Joemailman)
07. Tampa Bay - Mike Evans - WR - Texas A&M (woodbuck27)
08. Minnesota - Aaron Donald - DT - Pittsburgh (pbmax)
09. Buffalo - Taylor Lewan - OT - Michigan (bobblehead)
10. Detroit - Anthony Barr - DE/OLB - UCLA (Fritz)
11. Tennessee - Blake Bortles - QB - UCF (Zool)
12. New York Giants - Zack Martin - OT - Notre Dame (denverYooper)
13. St. Louis - Hasean 'Ha Ha' Clinton-Dix - FS- Alabama (pbmax)
14. Chicago - C. J. Mosely - ILB - Alabama (digitaldean)
15. Pittsburgh - Darquese Dennard - CB - Michigan State (Joemailman)
16. Dallas - Calvin Prior - FS - Louisville (woodbuck27)
17. Baltimore - Odell Beckham, Jr - WR - LSU (smuggler)
18. New York Jets - Eric Ebron - TE - UNC (Brandon494)
19. Miami - Justin Gilbert - CB - Oklahoma State (HarveyWallbangers)
20. Arizona- Teddy Bridgewater - QB - Louisville (Justin Harrell)
21. Green Bay - Ryan Shazier - LB - Ohio St. (Poll)
22. Philadelphia - Brandin Cooks - WR - Oregon State (Bretsky)
23. Kansas City - Marquise Lee - WR - USC (Woodbuck)

The Bengals are in need of DBs and look to load up this year in the draft. They are happy to see local kid Bradley Roby - CB - Ohio State available with the 24th pick.

The San Diego Chargers are on the clock.

[Fritz]

TT got one right and that was his pick of the falling Aaron Rodgers.

What would TT's legacy be without Aaron Rodgers as his teams QB!?

I dunno, Woodbuck.

What would Wolf's legacy be without Favre?

Pioli/Belichik without Brady?

Ozzie Newsome without Joe Flacco?

Martin without Lewis?

Laurel without Hardy?

Ketchup without mustard?

[smuggler]

Bengals select Kyle Fuller, CB, Va Tech

[Zool]

Bengals select Kyle Fuller, CB, Va Tech

Bengals already picked. San Diego is on the clock.

[Guiness]

ok, gave smuggler some time to make his pick, but he seems to be gone!

Chargers buck the trend and take the first RB of the draft, Carlos Hyde.

Cleveland is on the clock.

[Brandon494]

Cleveland Browns select WR Kelvin Benjamin giving Johnny Manziel a nice 1-2 punch at WR.

Saints on the clock...

[Brandon494]

Not a big fan of Chargers taking a RB in the 1st round when they have Ryan Matthews, Ronnie Brown, and Danny Woodhead. They need a lot on help on defense if you look at their roster.