I believe Bad Jones began his career as an OLB 7th round fuckdoggle.
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Ahem - indeed. Time for a council meeting to sort this out.Originally posted by Upnorth View PostI have been appointed international fuckdoggel mini I answer only to the Supreme international fuckdoggel overlord. Or Guiness for short
Also this is hilarious!!!? Thanks!--
Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...
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Yep. Didn't he have four sacks his rookie year opposite Matthews after Kampman went down?Originally posted by smuggler View PostI believe Bad Jones began his career as an OLB 7th round fuckdoggle.No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.
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Fuckdoggle Earning Increased Role
Production? You want production? You've come to the right place.
■ Fuckdoggle leads the entire defense in takeaway plays with two.
■ As a pass rusher, he leads the entire defense in pressures per snap with one every 10.8. Mike Daniels is second with one every 16.
■ As a run defender, he ranks second among defensive linemen and linebackers in tackles per snap with one every 8.6. Mike Pennel is first with one every 6.1.
■ As a special-teamer, he leads the team in snaps with 68, 14 more than runner-up Chris Banjo, and is tied for the club lead in tackles with five.Growing up in what Fuckdoggle called the ghetto of Cleveland, he felt entitled as a teenager and didn't take anything seriously. He got a scholarship to Toledo, but was lost in the drafting process after not becoming a starter until his senior season.
Fuckdoggle, 6 feet 3 inches and 250 pounds, wasn't invited to the scouting combine.
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You guys better have some names. I just ordered three gross of these.
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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Not too much this week. Elliott had 1 sack. Thomas forced a fumble but couldn't recover it. Palmer had a few tackles. If he had been able to corral that would-be interception...I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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Several guys that continued what they started in the past, but no real surprises? Does the award stay empty this week?Originally posted by Joemailman View PostNot too much this week. Elliott had 1 sack. Thomas forced a fumble but couldn't recover it. Palmer had a few tackles. If he had been able to corral that would-be interception...
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He did have another really good effort, he was about to shake the RT and bounce back inside. It seemed to occupy the eye of CK for a moment. Then Daniels burst through like he was being thrown out of a bar and chased CK for good into the arms of Peppers and Jones or Neal.Originally posted by JustinHarrell View PostI think our standards for the Fuckdoggle award may be too high. Sacks in the NFL are not that easy to come by. I'd vote for Eliotte.
Its possible I was reading too much into that.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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I will say that Joe Thomas is now in second behind James Jones for the Bruce Wilkerson Award. Being able to take Clay out of dime (and sometimes out of nickel) ILB duty has really helped the pass rush.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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And the swede said 'let he who has not committed a football sin cast the first fuckdoggel 'Originally posted by swede View PostYou guys better have some names. I just ordered three gross of these.
All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell
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