The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

[Maxie the Taxi]

What Happened Mr. Sharpe1027? You are quitting and ceding control back to a terrible, corrupt despot. Have you no humanity, sir, at all?

Oh well, shit hawk happens.

Tretter is eligible for Fuckdoggling. There will be no co-awards, no co-championships so long as I control the awarding of the prestigious Fuckdoggle Award. Nor will there be an award following a loss. This is not due to principle, it's just that I will be too bitter, too indisposed to oversee the fuckdoggling dogfuckeling process.

Finally, a Dictator we can believe in.How shall we address you, oh Great One? Supreme Leader? Your Majesty? Mr. High and Mighty? Mr. Doggle? Sir Fuck?

[George Cumby]

He's the Hero we deserve. Because he can take it.

[pbmax]

If no co-awards I throw my support to Tretter. Virtually entire game, managed not to screw it up to bad.

If Fuckdoggle requires a stellar play that makes Mr. Magary take notice and sweat profusely, then its Janis.

In fact, forget that. I throw my support to having to make a big play, otherwise no one on the other side notices.

Voting for Janis. Good thing these ballots aren't filled out in ink.

[mraynrand]

Two huge plays in the game had the Viking fans saying "Janis, who the Fuck - doggle is THAT GUY!!!. Damn Packers always seem to come up with these Barney Fuckdoggles out of nowhere to gash the hell out of us!!!"

Janis it is. No two ways - or faces - about it.

[mraynrand]

He's the Hero we deserve. Because he can take it.

We will rule with benevolence and mercy

[Fritz]

Two huge plays in the game had the Viking fans saying "Janis, who the Fuck - doggle is THAT GUY!!!. Damn Packers always seem to come up with these Barney Fuckdoggles out of nowhere to gash the hell out of us!!!"

Janis it is. No two ways - or faces - about it.

I say Tretter. Vikings fans saw that first string center go out, and they had visions of seeing Aaron Rodgers flat on his back, just like he had been the last three weeks. They had visions of Eddie Lacey gaining more pounds than yards in the game. They saw wreckage and delirium.

Then this Ivy-League nobody came on, some fuckdoggle back up, and he steadied the line, and, if anything, may have played better than the guy he replaced. They saw Eddie Lacey eating chunks of yards, they saw Rodgers with two...three....four....five seconds of time. They saw their hopes dashed. Another one of those damn Barney Fuckdoggles, out of nowhere.

[Patler]

From:

http://www.packersnews.com/story/spo...epth/76281598/

Tretter played 66 snaps, including 34 as a pass blocker. He only allowed one quarterback hurry, with no sacks or hits, according to Pro Football Focus.

I rest my case.

[pbmax]

From:

http://www.packersnews.com/story/spo...epth/76281598/



I rest my case.

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

[denverYooper]

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

You mean another long strider at WR.

[smuggler]

If anything, Janis is probably faster than Jordy. Just... inferior in many other ways.

[Patler]

But did any Vikings' fans say "I can't believe we can't take advantage of that replacement center?" or were they more likely to say, "Where the hell did the Packers find another tall, fast white guy so soon after Nelson's injury?"

PI does not a Fuckdoggle make. Viking fans likely were screaming at their own idiot DB, or at the official who "got the call wrong." Doubt any even bothered to figure out who the Packer player was. Janis didn't do anything except come back for an under thrown ball.

KO returns just happen some time, like when the Packers gave up a 60 yarder to an O-lineman.

No, Viking fans were licking their chops when the realized a backup center would play 3/4+ of the game. I could even see the drool on their chins when the camera panned the stands.

[Guiness]

If anything, Janis is probably faster than Jordy. Just... inferior in many other ways.

He is WAY ahead in the porn start mustache department!

[George Cumby]

Tretter. End of story.

Bill Schroeder 2.0 gets it when he scores the game winning TD.

[mraynrand]

Tretter. End of story.

Bill Schroeder 2.0 gets it when he scores the game winning TD.

I can guarantee you no Viking fans even remember Tretter being in the game. Back up center guys. I can understand Patler having a hard on for the center (a la Scott Wells) but the rest of you have no excuse.

Janis turned the game around, visibly, twice.

Anyway, too bad. Suck on it, the decision is final. It's good to be king.

[pbmax]

Week 1: Nate Palmer
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
Week 3: Joe Thomas
Week 4: Open
Week 5: Josh Walker
Week 6: Jeff Janis
Week 7: Bye Week
Week 8: Open
Week 9: Open
Week 10: Open
Week 11: Jeff Janis

I can see the season recap on NFL Films. It was a dark three week October stretch for the Green Bay Fuckdoggles. It was a dark 3 week stretch for the Green Bay franchise as well.

This just in: Packers 6-0 in weeks they have a fuckdoggle.