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  • I care, but not that much.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    • P had a nice catch up the seam for a first down, too. Haven't seen that very much out of anyone on the roster.
      When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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      • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        Nobody cares that he scored a TD now. Well, maybe his Mom.
        Unless she has been reading all the concussion articles, and kind of hoped he would get cut and give up the football dream. Moms can be funny that way.

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        • Originally posted by Patler View Post
          Unless she has been reading all the concussion articles, and kind of hoped he would get cut and give up the football dream. Moms can be funny that way.
          http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-is-increasing
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • No Fuckdingle.
            C.H.U.D.

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            • Let me get this straight: if Crosby makes the FG, then Perillo deserves the fuckdoggle award. But now he doesn't because .... collective mourning is in order.

              This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.

              Perillo hardly even made the team - he was a paunchy area semi-pro guy who was signed in a moment of weakness. This guy catches five balls and a critical TD pass, and you won't unpucker your angry anus to give just a little shit?

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              • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.
                I remember being quiet, stone-faced and pissed after losing to Tosa East. Nobody on the team wanted to give the scrawny guy who ran his PR a fuckdoggle after that meet either.
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                  Let me get this straight: if Crosby makes the FG, then Perillo deserves the fuckdoggle award. But now he doesn't because .... collective mourning is in order.

                  This reminds me of highschool where the kids are supposed to remain quiet and stone-faced for the long bus ride home after a loss to arch rival East Undershirt High.

                  Perillo hardly even made the team - he was a paunchy area semi-pro guy who was signed in a moment of weakness. This guy catches five balls and a critical TD pass, and you won't unpucker your angry anus to give just a little shit?
                  Yes and no.
                  One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                  John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                  • Perillo. He was the offense for a drive.
                    No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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                    • I am passing the B. Fuckdoggle control to the former dictator Mryanrand, you can now come out of hiding. I did not watch the Packer games the past two weeks, which is a first since as long as I can remember. I doubt I will be able to justify watching football in the future for personal/moral reasons. Therefore, I am no longer able to make decisions on the prestigious B. Fuckdoggle award. Best of luck everyone. It was fun while it lasted.

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                      • So you are quitting and taking your ball and going home?

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                        • Thank you for your service.
                          One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                          John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                          • JC Tretter.

                            Josh Walker got it for stepping in for Lang and not screwing up. Tretter got the more difficult assignment of replacing the center and (presumably) taking on the line calls.

                            Yes, he was the penciled starter last year before his injury, but kudos for being ready and barely missing a beat.
                            No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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                            • Wow. Good call Smidge. The way the team had been going, you would have thought a change at center would have been catastrophic. In this case, not one failed snap. He was drafted higher than many but injury and replacement have rendered him largely forgotten.

                              Everyone expects Janis to make plays, the fact that he did, twice, should reaffirm his fuckdoggleness, not disqualify him.

                              I would split my ballot if so allowed. Co winners this week.
                              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                              • Originally posted by sharpe1027 View Post
                                I am passing the B. Fuckdoggle control to the former dictator Mryanrand, you can now come out of hiding. I did not watch the Packer games the past two weeks, which is a first since as long as I can remember. I doubt I will be able to justify watching football in the future for personal/moral reasons. Therefore, I am no longer able to make decisions on the prestigious B. Fuckdoggle award. Best of luck everyone. It was fun while it lasted.
                                What Happened Mr. Sharpe1027? You are quitting and ceding control back to a terrible, corrupt despot. Have you no humanity, sir, at all?

                                Oh well, shit hawk happens.

                                Tretter is eligible for Fuckdoggling. There will be no co-awards, no co-championships so long as I control the awarding of the prestigious Fuckdoggle Award. Nor will there be an award following a loss. This is not due to principle, it's just that I will be too bitter, too indisposed to oversee the fuckdoggling dogfuckeling process.
                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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