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  • #91
    MVF, Most Valuable Fuckdoggle....I like it. It's why we put so much effort into the 6th and 7th rounds of the draft and the Undrafted Free Agents. Makes it all seem so worthwhile.

    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
    John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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    • #92
      Originally posted by MadScientist View Post
      Can more than one Fuckdoggle be given for a game? I'm thinking back to the SB where both Howard Green and Jarrett Bush were worthy.
      I'm thinking Bush was more of an Outcast than a Fuckdoggle.
      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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      • #93
        It seems apparent that a cabinet level department is now needed to manage the regulatory framework of the Fuckdoggle. The private sector can no longer be trusted with this.
        [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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        • #94
          Since we're going back in time to exam possible Fuckdoggle's, I'm bummed that 2005's Taco Wallace didn't play better. He would have been the ultimate Fuckdoggle had he jammed someone with a big game.

          But alas, he turned out to be just a Doggfuckle.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by swede View Post
            It seems apparent that a cabinet level department is now needed to manage the regulatory framework of the Fuckdoggle. The private sector can no longer be trusted with this.
            Correct.

            Sharpe is the (Self-appointed) Czar of FuckDoggling.

            Rand is the Chancellor, note that this title is just a bone the Czar tossed to him after he was unceremoniously deposed.

            Pugs is Queen Regent of the Mops as she has been shoved into a broom closet by the afore mentioned despot.

            Feel free to grant yourself a title but be prepared to be attacked viciously by the autocrat in power.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by swede View Post
              It seems apparent that a cabinet level department is now needed to manage the regulatory framework of the Fuckdoggle. The private sector can no longer be trusted with this.
              I agree it should be privatized, but don't kid yourself, the free market means there will be multiple competing sanctioning organizations. Boxing has 4 champions named, and I similarly can see awards by
              World Fuckdoggle Association
              World Fuckdoggle Council
              International Fuckdoggle Federation
              World Fuckdoggle Organization

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              • #97
                Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                Correct.

                Sharpe is the (Self-appointed) Czar of FuckDoggling.

                Rand is the Chancellor, note that this title is just a bone the Czar tossed to him after he was unceremoniously deposed.

                Pugs is Queen Regent of the Mops as she has been shoved into a broom closet by the afore mentioned despot.

                Feel free to grant yourself a title but be prepared to be attacked viciously by the autocrat in power.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
                  Correct.

                  Sharpe is the (Self-appointed) Czar of FuckDoggling.

                  Rand is the Chancellor, note that this title is just a bone the Czar tossed to him after he was unceremoniously deposed.

                  Pugs is Queen Regent of the Mops as she has been shoved into a broom closet by the afore mentioned despot.

                  Feel free to grant yourself a title but be prepared to be attacked viciously by the autocrat in power.
                  I have been appointed international fuckdoggel mini I answer only to the Supreme international fuckdoggel overlord. Or Guiness for short
                  Also this is hilarious!!!? Thanks!
                  Last edited by Upnorth; 10-02-2015, 04:34 PM.
                  All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                  George Orwell

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                  • #99
                    Looking at getting a new jersey. If you're wondering why #58, it's the jersey Frank Zombo wore as a rookie in 2010. UDFA who started 8 games as a rookie and had a sack in the Super Bowl. The ultimate Fuckdoggle.

                    I can't run no more
                    With that lawless crowd
                    While the killers in high places
                    Say their prayers out loud
                    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                    A thundercloud
                    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                    • Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                      I have been appointed international fuckdoggel mini I answer only to the Supreme international fuckdoggel overlord. Or Guiness for short
                      Also this is hilarious!!!? Thanks!
                      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                      • Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                        Looking at getting a new jersey. If you're wondering why #58, it's the jersey Frank Zombo wore as a rookie in 2010. UDFA who started 8 games as a rookie and had a sack in the Super Bowl. The ultimate Fuckdoggle.

                        WANT!!! MUST HAVE!!!

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                        • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                          I'd just like to point out that Don Barclay looks like a fuckdoggle:

                          Or a Russian mobster's bodyguard.

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                          • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                            I'd just like to point out that Don Barclay looks like a fuckdoggle:

                            In the first nano second I saw this, this is the file my brain opened in my head

                            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                            • Originally posted by esoxx View Post
                              Since we're going back in time to exam possible Fuckdoggle's, I'm bummed that 2005's Taco Wallace didn't play better. He would have been the ultimate Fuckdoggle had he jammed someone with a big game.

                              But alas, he turned out to be just a Doggfuckle.
                              The best Fuckdoggle that never was? A new award? Janis is in the running.

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                              • Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                                Looking at getting a new jersey. If you're wondering why #58, it's the jersey Frank Zombo wore as a rookie in 2010. UDFA who started 8 games as a rookie and had a sack in the Super Bowl. The ultimate Fuckdoggle.
                                There wa fuckdoggles as far as the eye could see, back in '10, I rekin' Shields and Walden and other folks that lent a hand. The Gatorade was cold and there was a dew on the hay that year. Why I declare there mightha even been fuckdoggle sorts who stepped in ta play a little at 'backer and at end. Folks be pictchin' in ta raise that championship barn.
                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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