OFFICIAL AARON RODGERS THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[SudsMcBucky]

[Harlan Huckleby]

[QUOTE=Fritz;1136614]

Given what seems the average age at Packerrats, this is probably the best we can hope for, as far as women joining Packerrats:

NSF link https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset...le&format=webp

I'm not crazy about the dick but otherwise doable

[Fritz]

“You know, words are so interesting,” Rodgers said according to Pro Football Talk. “They have such power in their spells. There’s a reason it’s called ‘spelling,’ because the way that the letters are put together have such power.”

So Rodgers takes a pretty big pay cut, after milking the Packers for all he could. That's a passive-aggressive middle finger if ever there was one.

Here's an analogy, and if you are female or gay or bisexual or anything else, please know there are equivalents, of course:

You have had this girlfriend for a long time. Hottest chick around, bar none or maybe only one. But as time goes on, she becomes more and more high maintenance, and you realize one day that she hasn't given you head in a long, long time. And she's telling you who your friends should be. You go along with that for a couple years, though you're flirting with a younger woman - not sure if she's even as close to as good in bed as your girl, but again, your girl is becoming more and more reluctant to do all the dirty things she used to do.

Finally, you tell her she's not going to determine who your friends are any more, and so you break up. Although she seemed at times like she wasn't really into you any more, she's hurt and disappointed but in her passive aggressiveness, she starts spreading word on the street that it was you who was really at fault. Soon enough, she's dating a guy across town, and you're dating the girl with whom you've been flirting. But then your now-ex-girlfriend's new guy is letting the world know that she's fucking like a dirty girl and she can't get his dick in her mouth fast enough or often enough. Hell, she's even swallowing. She's also working out again and looks like she's in damn good shape. You're not sure how your new girl is going to work out, but you also know your ex is doing all that just to get back at you, because she felt slighted.

You can either get all hung up on the controlling old girlfriend, or you can teach your new girl how to swallow and hope she's got some natural talent to go along with it.

[texaspackerbacker]

Excellent Football 101 lecture explained in human terms hahahahaha.

[Bretsky]

NFL EXEC DISCUSSES SHITBAG

“I like that Aaron (Rodgers) is helping out the Jets, but let’s not forget about this guy. He’s the same guy who held Green Bay hostage for years and then complained openly like a child about not having enough help. He’s also the guy who played more like a backup quarterback in big playoff moments. If I’m the Packers, this is even more proof that trading Rodgers is a good riddance.”

Aaron Rodgers could have done something similar with the Packers so that they could reload and put a more competitive roster around him. Instead, he held out for every last penny and it ended up costing the team dearly. Adams was traded to the Las Vegas Raiders during the 2022 offseason in large part because the team couldn’t afford him.

The divorce between the Packers and Aaron Rodgers coming when it did was probably best for both sides. As the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end eventually. He is very happy to be with the Jets and the Packers are excited about beginning the Jordan Love era in Green Bay.

[Fritz]

Excellent Football 101 lecture explained in human terms hahahahaha.

You know you can always count on me for incisive, insightful, thoughtful football analysis.

[bobblehead]

I mean, isn't this just the human way? Fritz put it in terms many of us can relate to, but the story can be adjusted to damn near anything.

I had this employee as a personal assistant. He took out the trash, did the yardwork, housework and managed my schedule. Over the course of 5 years he asked for and received several pay raises. I gave him a lot of freedom making hours and leaving town when he wanted to. Slowly he did less, and did it less impressively. I tried to course correct, but always excuses. Eventually I fired him and hired the hot young girl who was awesome...for about 5 years. When he left he went to work as the "gopher" for a real estate firm. He was the model employee and they couldn't believe I fired him.....for about 5 years.

I could tell this story about the man who cooked and cleaned in the beginning then got fat and lazy. The football player that shunned all off season work after years of being super team oriented (2x so far we can tell that story). I could tell that story about the politician who placed integrity above all....for about 5 years. I could tell that story about most people in most walks of life and its largely the same.

Rodgers is human. This is hardly news to me.

[Fritz]

But it's a lot more fun to read about it when it's a porn story.

[run pMc]

Is it possible that a rework was inevitable, and part of the trade discussions?

Rodgers has made comments about how much fun he's having, blah blah blah, but that's the honeymoon phase (and also likely his subtle dig at GB's FO).
Either way, it's more proof that it was time for both sides to move on.

[bobblehead]

But it's a lot more fun to read about it when it's a porn story.

Thats fair, but your penthouse forum skills are lacking....well, in this format at least.

[Fritz]

It looks like Rodgers is saying and doing all the right things, and the Jets are cooperating by bringing in the guys he likes, and keeping more vets over rooks (I think they cut a young ILB and signed a vet for that spot).

[Upnorth]

It looks like Rodgers is saying and doing all the right things, and the Jets are cooperating by bringing in the guys he likes, and keeping more vets over rooks (I think they cut a young ILB and signed a vet for that spot).

I love how he is improving our draft pick slot. Every move GM Rodgers makes is one step closer to getting the #1 pick. Hope he keeps up the bad work!

[NewsBruin]

But Aaron also needs to take time out for himself to remain healthy and available. It's a long season, and the only way to know for sure that you did the right thing with no regrets is to play every snap possible.

[MadtownPacker]

But it's a lot more fun to read about it when it's a porn story.

It was truly a best of times then worst of times kinda post. Even though the standard is low it’s one of your best!

[MadtownPacker]

10 minutes into the Hard Knocks episode and the rodgers glorification is already way strong in the jets. I have never watched any season so maybe it’s normal.

How will the season finale go? Erron calling out the GM?