New Mexico Dragons

[KYPack]

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I do smoke the stuff maybe as much as Williams (although less now cos im back in college), but growing up Sanders was my hero. I try to play like him everytime i play football. And regardless of what the Kentucky thinks, I did shut down Darren Charles in HS. However, I lack the prototypical physicality like Sanders to play divison 1, with me being a only 5'9" 170lbs. Plus, i think I only run between 4.5-4.7 on the 40, maybe 5.0. Oh, yeah, Im also white too. I couldve played d3 but, like I said, i;d rather smoke weed.

Well Tank,

You are making progress.

You are starting to admit that your exploits as a star cornerback are basically a fantasy.

Tank dreamed up:

his name
his ability
his position
all his exploits
the "fact" that he shut down Darren Charles.

All of this is fine, he just shouldn't post about it like it's a fact.

I don't "think" that you didn't do any of the things you claim, I know so. A friend of mine is involved with Darren Charles high school. I've asked him about the fabled Tank Duke. (I don't know your real name and have no intention of outing you more than revealing the fact that you constantly bullshit about this Darren Charles nonsense) He simply laughed and told me the whole "Tank Duke Superstar" tale is nonsense. No one at either Appleton High School shut down Charles. Charles was a legit major college football prospect who was scouted by major colleges and performed well in all his games.

You were a slow white boy who smoked dope, played computer games and dreamed he could play football, but couldn't do it.

It is a shame that Wisconsin wouldn't give a scholarship to a small white boy who ran a 5.0 40 and didn't play high school football.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Kentucky, I don't think you have ever seen Charles play at any level. The guy is 6 6 but skinny as a skeleton and slow as a turtle. He won a scholarship by playing against inferior talent in the FVC. At Wisconsin, he had all the opportunity in the world to win a starting job. Yet he could never beat out freshmen like Brandon Williams and Jonanathan Orr.

I DID shut him down.

[MJZiggy]

Not worried about what Tank did, it's what the Dragons are going to do...

[Anti-Polar Bear]

How bout trading a 5th to Detriot for Joey Harrington?

He was cut so we can sign him, but I think our NFC guys think he sucks

I think Harrington is still under contract with the Lions. They are seeking to trade him, unless hes released today and I don't know about it.

[KYPack]

Kentucky, I don't think you have ever seen Charles play at any level. The guy is 6 6 but skinny as a skeleton and slow as a turtle. He won a scholarship by playing against inferior talent in the FVC. At Wisconsin, he had all the opportunity in the world to win a starting job. Yet he could never beat out freshmen like Brandon Williams and Jonanathan Orr.

I DID shut him down.

Actually, I saw Charles play quite a bit.

I'm sure he probably drew a lot of interest as a schoolboy, decent speed and good size for a high school prospect.

That said, the guy didn't pan out at the big time college level. He ran inconsistent routes, and showed poor technique in general. He did get a pro tryout last year, although he wasn't signed.

I know you didn't shut him out and I doubt you were even on a high school football team. If you were, you constantly lie about your exploits.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyways, I agree with you Bretsky, I ain't gonna pass on Bush for all the cheesy puffs in the world.

I just wanted to get some things straight for draft day. No trades, makes it a whole hell of a lot easier. Although I read a disturbing article today in my local sports section written by the AP,


According to league sources, and those close to the New Mexico Dragons front office, team Vice President, and General Manager Bretsky will not be in the War Room Come April 29th. Some Dragron fans my wonder where the head of Football Operations may be, a scheduled surgery for a medical condition? No. Does his youngest daughter have a soccer game? No. Does he have a family reunion to attend to? No. He will be getting intoxicated at a local esablishment, wolfing down peanuts and other bar food while he chugs beer after beer.

This is causing some distress, and has angered a few in the front office of the New Mexico Dragons. One report has Bretsky micro-managing from a bar stool. When we caught up to Director Of College Scouting, Nutz was more optimistic then disheartened by the disappearance of the teams GM on draft day, "I think he just got a little burned out with free agency. He has been crunching numbers and traveling all over the country to take guys out to dinner. He has done just about everything it takes besides offering up his wife to get top noch free agents into the Green and Black. From here on out, it is up to me and Harv to fill the empty roster spots through the draft."

If it was left up to this reporter, Nutz and Harvey should expect a pay raise. This is an unheard of move from a GM. Usually draft day is the GM's day to shine and prosper in the spotlight of their selections, but not for this GM. He will be watching the draft on a dusty TV in an undisclosed location(Bar) .

[MJZiggy]

The team president is then assuming that Mr. Bretsky is buying? And will be notifying me of his selections so I can have all the glamour?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Kentucky, I don't think you have ever seen Charles play at any level. The guy is 6 6 but skinny as a skeleton and slow as a turtle. He won a scholarship by playing against inferior talent in the FVC. At Wisconsin, he had all the opportunity in the world to win a starting job. Yet he could never beat out freshmen like Brandon Williams and Jonanathan Orr.

I DID shut him down.

Actually, I saw Charles play quite a bit.

I'm sure he probably drew a lot of interest as a schoolboy, decent speed and good size for a high school prospect.

That said, the guy didn't pan out at the big time college level. He ran inconsistent routes, and showed poor technique in general. He did get a pro tryout last year, although he wasn't signed.

I know you didn't shut him out and I doubt you were even on a high school football team. If you were, you constantly lie about your exploits.

Decent speed??? what the fuck? I can catch Charles by running at half speed. When you are 6 6 and playing against undersized, white cbs, all you have to do is out jump your man. Thats what Charles did on his way to Wisconsin.

I'm an exception, however. I'm pretty athletic. I shut him down.

[Deputy Nutz]

No, The Director of College Scouting and our Consultant Mr. Harvey Wallbangers will be making the selections, and if we feel like it, we will let you know.

[KYPack]

I'm done here, Tank

Zig wants to keep this a "Dragons only" zone.

[MJZiggy]

So...the Dir. of College Scouting and Cons. are needing a pay cut I see? I was considering a substantial increase, but we need TEAM players in these positions!!

[HarveyWallbangers]

We get paid? Cool. I'll shoot you my home address, so you can send me my paycheck.

[HarveyWallbangers]

I forgot, but who is running our team in Madden? Was that Mr. T?

[Deputy Nutz]

Hey you gotta problem with the way we run things talk to bretsky, he is our boss, he gave us the go ahead and power, now we are running with it.

I think we need a pay increase, not a decrease! Besides don't you want to be like Bob Harlan? You know let the actual football people do their job and you just sign the checks and over see the organization. Don't you have some turf to sell?

[Deputy Nutz]

And if you keep taking that tone with me, I will let our newly signed defensive backs coach, Tank run the draft. This organization will take decades to recover from that!