The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

DUTCH OVEN!

[SkinBasket]

It smiles at the SkinBasket with bloodsoaked dinosaur teeth and black hole eye sockets. Crawling across the paisley wallpaper, leaving shiny red footprints and needle-point claw marks. "You've misunderstood," the words creak and snap from what used to be a throat. "Winter is coming, and you're not fat enough."

The Skinbasket turns his back to it and looks at the green sun-soaked fields through a dusty plate glass window. This winter will be different the SkinBasket tells himself.

[Bretsky]

I just saw this thread; love the 3rd person theme.

Is the skinbasket guaranteeing Badger or Packer wins this weeekend ?

[Guiness]

The Skinbasket wonders if free will is a tool given so that we may make the right choices in our struggle for perfection or if it is a gift which allows us to accept ourselves for what we are, thereby becoming perfect no matter what may be.

Either way, the Skinbasket likes red wine.

Ouch. Someone read God's Debris?

[SkinBasket]

Nobody knows who I really am
I never felt this empty before
And if I ever need someone to come along
Who's gonna comfort me, and keep me strong



We are all rowing the boat of fate
The waves keep on comin' and we can't escape
But if we ever get lost on your way
The waves would guide you thru another day

[SkinBasket]

The SkinBasket thinks sake is wierd. It tastes like Hasselhoff's nuts. Mixing it with green tea makes it tase like grass. The Skinbasket prefers the taste of grass.

The Skinbasket is a little queesy.

[SkinBasket]

Sweet mother of God, why didn't anyone tell the SkinBasket how aweful this sake stuff is?! It looks so good in anime...

[MJZiggy]

How does the Skinbasket know what Hasselhoff's nuts taste like?

[the_idle_threat]

How does the Skinbasket know what Hasselhoff's nuts taste like?

I was wondering that too ...

[SkinBasket]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

[K-town]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

Did the Skinbasket WARM the sake first? It's supposed to be served warm.
True story: In between the wedding and reception of a friend of mine's, we stopped at his parents house for some afternoon cocktails. Which included sake. Never got hammered so fast in all my life (an achievement of some note).
Also, did the Skinbasket get the GOOD sake? There is a difference in brands, just as there is a difference in brands of tequila, for example:
Good = Don Julio, Patron, etc.
Bad = Montezuma's Flaming Revenge

[HarveyWallbangers]

Did the Skinbasket WARM the sake first? It's supposed to be served warm.

The beauty of sake is that it can be served cold, warm, or hot. I prefer it hot, but it's good cold also. I love sake. Added benefit: it really gets you smashed too.

[MJZiggy]

I recently attended a lecture on saki (well, it was supposed to be on something else, but the chef loved his saki) anyway, supposedly it's pretty easy to make.

[GrnBay007]

Hey Zig, any word from the FBI yet?

[Partial]

There are certain universal truths. The taste of Hasselhoff's nuts is one of them.

The Skinbasket blames the Partial for not warning him of the sake. The Partial wants the Skinbasket to die.

The Partial's Plot was foiled