OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[easy cheesy]

we're supposed to get pounded with snow again this week. I love the midwest!

Nothing wrong with getting "pounded".... just sayin'....

[MJZiggy]

Nothing wrong with getting "pounded".... just sayin'....

She's got a point there...

[easy cheesy]

She's got a point there...

+1

[easy cheesy]

I've got a cat that's a duck named Jaques that loves to sniff my feet.... happy Duck...funky Duck... nasty Duck... BAD DUCK.... ummm... can you lick a little to the left? Ahhhhh... there you go.... Atomic Duck..... a duck that's a cat that thinks he's a dawg... priceless...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

[Little Whiskey]

we're supposed to get pounded with snow again this week. I love the midwest!


Nothing wrong with getting "pounded".... just sayin'....


She's got a point there...


+1


Unless your a hetrosexual male

just saying

[easy cheesy]

Unless your a hetrosexual male

just saying

Wait a second there Hetero Cowboy.... the hetero male is the one doing the proverbial, traditional "pounding" (although we "fems" can "pound back" with y'all... we sometimes let you think you're in control and all, but, anyway... hence the beauty of the sexual "ballet") sooooo... what exactly are you sayin'? Nobody has dropped the "rainbow" bomb in here.... LOL... NOW... you'll take your "pounding" and like it... ***whip... snap***

[Little Whiskey]

I was talking about shoveling snow.

[MJZiggy]

I was talking about shoveling snow. That's the chore that being the big, strong man that does the pounding will get ya! Now get your ass out there and do the walk! I'll be inside (provided I have power) making the hot cocoa.

[easy cheesy]

I was talking about shoveling snow.

I'm too West Coast... that would have NEVER crossed my mind... obviously.... we slither...

[Little Whiskey]

That's the chore that being the big, strong man that does the pounding will get ya! Now get your ass out there and do the walk! I'll be inside (provided I have power) making the hot cocoa.

Its not supposed to snow until mid week, and I'm not a big fan of Hot Cocoa. got anything else?

[easy cheesy]

Its not supposed to snow until mid week, and I'm not a big fan of Hot Cocoa. got anything else?

How about some of this in your Cocoa for a Peppermint Patty that will knock your socks off...

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/5/6/1/2/231703-221659/RMPT.jpg?a=49

[Little Whiskey]

a few swigs and I won't need my coat or hat while i'm shoveling!

[MJZiggy]

a few swigs and I won't need my coat or hat while i'm shoveling!

We just have this, but it's Mike's and he doesn't drink, so I'm sure he'd give it up to have someone else do the shoveling.http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/smirnoff-vodka.jpg

[Little Whiskey]

how long is your driveway? got any mixers?

[easy cheesy]

a few swigs and I won't need my coat or hat while i'm shoveling!

Why stop with just the coat or hat? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....we could put on a show the neighbors would never believe!!!! What has been seen can not be unseen! LOL!

[Little Whiskey]

where the hell is that devil face emoticon?

oh well, insert devil face emoticon here.

[Little Whiskey]

not many neighbors by me. I doubt the deer and the trees care. however, the coyotes might laugh a bit!

[easy cheesy]

where the hell is that devil face emoticon?

oh well, insert devil face emoticon here.

HAHHAHA!!! :twisted:

[Little Whiskey]

yea that one

[easy cheesy]

not many neighbors by me. I doubt the deer and the trees care. however, the coyotes might laugh a bit!

and maybe the squirrels....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WYmedWkXk0I/SHY1c31iNMI/AAAAAAAAFBs/lo7ZEs_0Xoo/s400/funny-pictures-squirrel-locked-outside-naked.jpg

[Little Whiskey]

http://joeroads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Unusual-Buck-Pole.JPG

[easy cheesy]

http://joeroads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Unusual-Buck-Pole.JPG

OY VEY!!!! Give me some more Peppermint Patty's STAT!!!! oh... and a cheeseburger... and a corn dog... and some mustard... and a Glock.... btw... I love the title of this picture... "unusual buck pole".... lolololol! I'd like to see a stripper do something with that "pole".... HAH..... "Meat... meet meat"... quite the unusual "meet and greet" that would prove to be....

[Little Whiskey]

beware of splinters and slivers

[easy cheesy]

beware of splinters and slivers

That's what I told my girlfriend who was dating a guy with trouble, you know... getting.... anyway.... I told her to grab two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and hope for the best... that was the best "woody" she was gonna get outta that yutz... "Watch out for the splinters and slivers!!!! Lay back and think of England" LOL!

[easy cheesy]

So... I'm sitting in a Hotel Bar tonight... I used to work there... having a friendly cocktail with friends... as you do... I picked up my "Packer Purse" (don't ask) and was looking for something when the asshat next to me saw the Pack logo on my "purse" and piped up... "Pack Huh"... I ignored.. He didn't... not receiving a response he then said, in a much louder tone of voice, "PACK HUH".... I still ignored... He then shouted "GO STEELERS"... I didn't miss a beat... looked him in the eye and said "Suck my dick".... his friends burst out in laughter, offender male recoiled, mission accomplished...that may sound uneventful or banal... but... let me tell you, it sure as hell shut that POS up.... I love it when Alpha Females meet Beta Males.... Men don't know what to say when you throw out the "Dick" card... hahahahaaha! ... GO PACK GO!!!

[Zool]

My hands smell like pickles. Discuss

[swede]

so...you've been tickling your pickle.

A guy's got to have some entertainment after the Super Bowl.

[HowardRoark]

February 7, 2011
J. Paul Getty III, 54, Dies; Had Ear Cut Off by Captors
By BRUCE WEBER

J. Paul Getty III, who was a grandson of the oil baron once believed to be the richest man in the world and who achieved tragic notoriety in 1973 when he was kidnapped by Italian gangsters, died Saturday at his home near London. He was 54.

His son, the actor Balthazar Getty, confirmed the death in a statement relayed in an e-mail from Laura Hozempa, one of his agents. Mr. Getty had been wheelchair-bound since 1981, when a drug overdose caused him to have a stroke that left him severely paralyzed, unable to speak and partly blind.

At the time of his abduction, Mr. Getty was just 16 and living on his own in Rome, where his father, J. Paul Getty II, had, for a time, helped oversee the family’s Italian business interests.

Expelled from a private school, the young Mr. Getty was living a bohemian life, frequenting nightclubs, taking part in left-wing demonstrations and reportedly earning a living making jewelry, selling paintings and acting as an extra in movies. He disappeared on July 10, 1973, and two days later his mother, Gail Harris, received a ransom request. No longer married, she said she had little money.

“Get it from London,” she was reportedly told over the phone, a reference either to her former father-in-law, J. Paul Getty, the billionaire founder of the Getty Oil Company, or her former husband, who lived in England.

The amount demanded was about $17 million, but the police were initially skeptical of the kidnapping claim; even after Ms. Harris received a plaintive four-page letter from her son, and a subsequent phone call in which a man saying he was a kidnapper offered to send her a severed finger as proof he was still alive. Investigators suspected a possible hoax or an attempt by the young Mr. Getty to squeeze some money from his notoriously penurious relatives.

“Dear Mummy,” his note began, “Since Monday I have fallen into the hands of kidnappers. Don’t let me be killed.”

The eldest Mr. Getty refused to pay the kidnappers anything, declaring that he had 14 grandchildren and “If I pay one penny now, I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” His son said he could not afford to pay.

Three months after the abduction, the kidnappers, who turned out to be Calabrian bandits with a possible connection to organized crime, cut off Mr. Getty’s ear and mailed it, along with a lock of his hair, to a Roman newspaper. Photographs of the maimed Mr. Getty, along with a letter in which he pleaded with his family to pay his captors, subsequently appeared in another newspaper. Eventually the kidnappers reduced their demands to around $3 million. According to the 1995 book, “Painfully Rich: The Outrageous Fortune and Misfortunes of the Heirs of J. Paul Getty” by John Pearson, the eldest Mr. Getty paid $2.2 million, the maximum that his accountants said would be tax deductible. The boy’s father paid the rest, though he had borrow it from his father — at 4 percent interest.

The teenager, malnourished, bruised and missing an ear, was released on Dec. 15; he was found at an abandoned service station, shivering in a driving rainstorm. Nine men eventually were arrested. Two were convicted and sent to prison; the others, including the man prosecutors said was the head of the Calabrian Mafia and the mastermind behind the abduction, were acquitted for lack of evidence.

The aftermath of the ordeal left Mr. Getty as a reckless personality; the year after his release he married a German photographer whose name has been variously reported as Gisela Zacher and Martine Zacher. They lived for a time in New York, where they consorted with the downtown art crowd of Andy Warhol. Mr. Getty became a drug user and a heavy drinker, reportedly becoming addicted to cocaine and heroin. His grandfather had died in 1976, and after his overdose, he sued his father for $28,000 a month to pay for his medical needs.

Mr. Getty’s marriage ended in divorce. Beside his son, survivors include his mother, who cared for him after his stroke; a brother, Mark; two sisters, Aileen and Ariadne; a stepdaughter, Anna Getty, and six grandchildren and stepgrandchildren.

Some time after Mr. Getty’s release, his mother suggested he call his grandfather to thank him for paying the ransom, which he did. The eldest Mr. Getty declined to come to the phone.

[Freak Out]

Let go of your pickle.

[Iron Mike]

Let go of your pickle.

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0011/72/F3/72F3DB2E4D7C587197BC37_Large.jpg

[easy cheesy]

Let go of your pickle.

pickle me pink

[Joemailman]

Bretsky and MJZiggy in a life and death struggle for the most posts.

1. Bretsky 18,271
2. MJZiggy 18,257
3. HarveyWallbangers 14,907
4. Harlan Huckleby 14,424
5. Scott Campbell 13,804
6. JustinHarrell 11,910
7. pbmax 11,903
8. Rastak 11,554
9. BallHawk 11,122
10.mraynrand 10,849
11.woodbuck27 9,556
12.Patler 9,179
13.SkinBasket 9,174
14.red 9,112
15.Freak Out 9,035
16.retailguy 8,792
17.Joemailman 8,390
18.Fritz 8,290
19.MadtownPacker 7,645
20.GrnBay007 7,152

[Little Whiskey]

partial finally dropped out of the top 20. he's been gone a while.

[ThunderDan]

Bretsky and MJZiggy in a life and death struggle for the most posts.

1. Bretsky 18,271
2. MJZiggy 18,257
3. HarveyWallbangers 14,907
4. Harlan Huckleby 14,424
5. Scott Campbell 13,804
6. JustinHarrell 11,910
7. pbmax 11,903
8. Rastak 11,554
9. BallHawk 11,122
10.mraynrand 10,849
11.woodbuck27 9,556
12.Patler 9,179
13.SkinBasket 9,174
14.red 9,112
15.Freak Out 9,035
16.retailguy 8,792
17.Joemailman 8,390
18.Fritz 8,290
19.MadtownPacker 7,645
20.GrnBay007 7,152

I thought Partial was still ahead of both.

[ThunderDan]

partial finally dropped out of the top 20. he's been gone a while.

No, I think because he was banned it doesn't pick him up. I think he was just short of around 20,000 posts.

[ThunderDan]

No, I think because he was banned it doesn't pick him up. I think he was just short of around 20,000 posts.

I saw Partial with 17,719 in an old thread. Good enough for 3rd.

[MJZiggy]

Bretsky and MJZiggy in a life and death struggle for the most posts.

1. Bretsky 18,271
2. MJZiggy 18,257
3. HarveyWallbangers 14,907
4. Harlan Huckleby 14,424
5. Scott Campbell 13,804
6. JustinHarrell 11,910
7. pbmax 11,903
8. Rastak 11,554
9. BallHawk 11,122
10.mraynrand 10,849
11.woodbuck27 9,556
12.Patler 9,179
13.SkinBasket 9,174
14.red 9,112
15.Freak Out 9,035
16.retailguy 8,792
17.Joemailman 8,390
18.Fritz 8,290
19.MadtownPacker 7,645
20.GrnBay007 7,152

Bretsky will win.

[Bretsky]

Is this a race to a certain number ? And is the prize two hottie gals sponsored by PR ?

If it is I'll throw the race and let Zig Win so she can finally come around to the bright side !

[Bretsky]

I love lingerie bowls

[Little Whiskey]

I love lingerie bowls

a true "league of their own"

[MJZiggy]

So, I'm thinking of ditching DirecTV. I did the math, and it seems that since I don't watch anything on DTV besides football, that it would cost $71.25 per game to watch the games provided none of the games were on regular TV. Since some of the games are on regular TV, it costs even more per game. If two games are broadcast nationally, and I'm only watching 14 games per season on DTV, then the cost per game becomes $81.43. For that kind of money, it would be cheaper to go to the sports bar to have dinner and watch the game, no?

[Joemailman]

So, I'm thinking of ditching DirecTV. I did the math, and it seems that since I don't watch anything on DTV besides football, that it would cost $71.25 per game to watch the games provided none of the games were on regular TV. Since some of the games are on regular TV, it costs even more per game. If two games are broadcast nationally, and I'm only watching 14 games per season on DTV, then the cost per game becomes $81.43. For that kind of money, it would be cheaper to go to the sports bar to have dinner and watch the game, no?

I've been thinking the exact same thing. I get most of my news off the internet anyway. NFL playoffs, Super Bowl, World Series, NCAA Basketball Tourney are all on network T.V. still.

I'm thinking of taking it a step further. I'm not sure I can justify my cost of a cell phone given how many calls I make. Getting rid of it would drive some family members crazy, but they'd adjust.

[MJZiggy]

I've been thinking the exact same thing. I get most of my news off the internet anyway. NFL playoffs, Super Bowl, World Series, NCAA Basketball Tourney are all on network T.V. still.

I'm thinking of taking it a step further. I'm not sure I can justify my cost of a cell phone given how many calls I make. Getting rid of it would drive some family members crazy, but they'd adjust.

To be honest, the cost savings from losing satellite would be directly applied to the phone bill as I've now upgraded the service to a smartphone which I use a whole lot more than DTV. I also use the barcode scanning apps (has saved me a bit of $$ already) and navigation a whole lot. It was nice to be downtown yesterday and in two clicks, get a map with all of our options for lunch in a mile radius. It was also nice to be able to see when the next train was going to show up at the station because they're doing maintenance all weekend. Don't get me started on the wisdom of closing all of the train stations near the presidential monuments on president's day weekend. Idiots.

[Freak Out]

I ditched cable long ago.....just not worth it for the amount of viewing I actually did. The cell is a must have for business though. I ended up going with DSL added to the cost of my LL for internet.

[Little Whiskey]

I've been thinking of dumping comcast for similar reasons. the only thing i watch is sports. the only reason we have it is because of the on-demand feature for the kids. they are 3 and 6 and watching age appropriate cartoons on demand is nice. I've been thinking of subscribing to netflix. any info on the amount of kids shows available to stream?

[MJZiggy]

I just looked and saw a copy of the Labyrinth. Nice. There are a decent amount of movies there. But my blu ray player also plays Hulu so you could get kids programming that way too if you have that option available to you.

[Little Whiskey]

my bluray player is my ps3. not sure if i can get hulu on that.

if you browse netflix's selection of titles they only show 21. they have to have more than that. i would hope!

[MJZiggy]

my bluray player is my ps3. not sure if i can get hulu on that.

if you browse netflix's selection of titles they only show 21. they have to have more than that. i would hope!

You have to click around a little bit in the kids section. They show 21 on the home screen broken down into categories. If you click on the category, it gives you more choices. For example, there are about 50 titles under Critics Picks, and some of them are really good (like Up).

[Little Whiskey]

I'll check that out.

I agree on UP. we own that. I'm more curious about cartoons like thomas, scooby doo, fireman sam. things like that. short before bedtime type cartoons.

[easy cheesy]

FO Peeps ..... I'm goin' to MOTOWN.....

[Scott Campbell]

I've been thinking the exact same thing. I get most of my news off the internet anyway. NFL playoffs, Super Bowl, World Series, NCAA Basketball Tourney are all on network T.V. still.

I'm thinking of taking it a step further. I'm not sure I can justify my cost of a cell phone given how many calls I make. Getting rid of it would drive some family members crazy, but they'd adjust.


Maybe just get rid of the land line.

[Little Whiskey]

we dumped our land line this past year, but got a companion phone on my wife's cell plan since we have have some babysitters that don't have their own cell phone.

[MichiganPackerFan]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

[Little Whiskey]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

nice!

[swede]

we dumped our land line this past year, but got a companion phone on my wife's cell plan since we have have some babysitters that don't have their own cell phone.

A teenage girl with no cell phone?

Talk about the Babysitter's Club!

http://www.sciencebuzz.org/sites/default/files/images/caveman-mark2.jpg

[Little Whiskey]

i know, its hard to believe that a kid can survive without a cell phone. but some can.

[Iron Mike]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

Who died and made you King??

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/King+Of+Nothing/3o6gl2?src=5

[Bretsky]

my three year old shoots hoops on the little tykes hoops downstairs and boos himself every time he misses a shot

[pbmax]

my three year old shoots hoops on the little tykes hoops downstairs and boos himself every time he misses a shot

He'll make a great 76er someday.

[HowardRoark]

http://plixi.com/photos/original/80534676

[mraynrand]

Helpful tip: It takes at least six months for an opened package of hot dogs to be completely covered with mold

[MadtownPacker]

my three year old shoots hoops on the little tykes hoops downstairs and boos himself every time he misses a shot
Damn he is three already? Soon enough he will be old enough for you to tell him the story of how you got advice on how to make him from some mexican on some forum on the internet.

[MadtownPacker]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

Ain't that the fucking truth!!

[mraynrand]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.


http://www.autotransportdirect.com/vehicles/images/volkswagen/thing-1.jpg

[mraynrand]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2009/1/20/saupload_things.jpg

[mraynrand]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/house/film/thingfromanotherworld.jpg

[mraynrand]

I always make the mistake of opening this thread hoping to find Something.

http://www.fantastic-four.nl/thingrs2.gif

[swede]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sv3sMYEzAA

Man the world sure changed from the 1959 to 1969.

[MichiganPackerFan]

Nice responses mraynrand & swede!

[Iron Mike]

http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2009/1/20/saupload_things.jpg

BTW, Happy Birthday, Dr. Suess!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ja3Pc9u4SjU/TT6gxBwBxqI/AAAAAAAAAD8/vx53ObaeddI/s1600/fox%2Bin%2Bsocks.jpg

[Freak Out]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/03/03/sports/Fighter/Fighter-articleLarge.jpg

[Freak Out]

Is Domi doing the belt here?

[Freak Out]

Sorry....here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RKyfSM6kk

[easy cheesy]

Jane Russell is dead.... bummer....
RIP...


http://static.reelmovienews.com/files/jane-russell-image.jpg

[easy cheesy]

I had some drunk asshole at the "local bar" ask me if I received Christ tonight... then he hugged me... blechhh... then he asked for my number.... ewwww... I told him that Christ had it.... my number that is... which is probably true in more ways than one... what a schlep....

[Freak Out]

Lift and separate. RIP.

[easy cheesy]

Lift and separate. RIP.

Bless you my child... and long live Playtex.... and Duck Tape.... and Camera Angles... and Shadow ... and Light... and Broads with Curves....
and Natural DD's with "props" and "rigs"... Hell YEAAHHHHHHH

[mraynrand]

I had some drunk asshole at the "local bar" ask me if I received Christ tonight... then he hugged me... blechhh... then he asked for my number.... ewwww... I told him that Christ had it.... my number that is... which is probably true in more ways than one... what a schlep....

Watch out for drunks in the missionary position!

[MJZiggy]

I had some drunk asshole at the "local bar" ask me if I received Christ tonight... then he hugged me... blechhh... then he asked for my number.... ewwww... I told him that Christ had it.... my number that is... which is probably true in more ways than one... what a schlep....

My sympathies. Ew.

[mraynrand]

I understand Charlie Sheen

[MadtownPacker]

My sympathies. Ew.

Sound like she might be a bartender to me. If so she need to accept it as an occupational hazard. If not she should be glad men still bother to try to get at it.

[easy cheesy]

Sound like she might be a bartender to me. If so she need to accept it as an occupational hazard. If not she should be glad men still bother to try to get at it.

I was a patron. I am not a bartender. I am not thankful for drooling idiots, puffed up, pontificating jackwads and bilious bungholes inserting themselves into my space when I am just relaxing with a friend and a cocktail after work to unwind. Additionally, I have exactly what I need and want when it comes to my S.O. and for that I am thankful. He's the only one that I care about "bothering to try to get at it".... everyone else can leap. Thanks for taking the time to share the insulting comments though... greatly appreciated.... peace....

[Freak Out]

For Rand...even though he might consider this abuse. :)

It's always about the dogs....

http://community.adn.com/adn/blog/116441

[Freak Out]

http://community.adn.com/sites/community.adn.com/files/images/thelma%20two.large_format.JPG

Name: Thelma
Age: 7
Gender: Female
Weight: 46 pounds
Position: Lead
Musher: Lachlan Clarke, Colorado

“She’s small, but she’s got a lot of leg on her,” Clarke said.

The Buena Vista horse trainer traded three harnesses for Thelma, who proved herself a lead dog in her first Iditarod. Clarke and his wife Linda nicknamed her “The General.”

If other dogs are goofing around behind her, Thelma “turns around and barks at them,” Linda said. “She takes her job very seriously."

Thelma’s sister, Louise, didn’t make the team this year.



Read more: http://community.adn.com/adn/blog/116441#ixzz1FhADSss6

[Freak Out]

BTW Madtown....fuck off you bean picking bitch. :)

[mraynrand]

For Rand...even though he might consider this abuse. :)

It's always about the dogs....

http://community.adn.com/adn/blog/116441


Those are good dogs. They love to run and run - so let them have their fun!

BTW, a great Dog movie is "8 below" I love the dog with the crazy light blue eyes - Max!

http://x6b.xanga.com/1d5a1615d713043920266/z25391772.jpg

[MJZiggy]

Those are good dogs. They love to run and run - so let them have their fun!

BTW, a great Dog movie is "8 below" I love the dog with the crazy light blue eyes - Max!

http://x6b.xanga.com/1d5a1615d713043920266/z25391772.jpg

My girl has eyes like that. She wouldn't be a good sled dog though. She's too little and prefers cuddling to running.

[easy cheesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbMkOV_Als

[easy cheesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X_7Xt2ga-s

[HowardRoark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT86xaR7ByE

[MJZiggy]

Only in my household would a trip to the hairstylist include a sidetrip to the container store to get something to contain the toilet paper so our obsessed feline can't get at it to shred it. I suppose a guy's gotta have a mission in life, but still...

[easy cheesy]

Only in my household would a trip to the hairstylist include a sidetrip to the container store to get something to contain the toilet paper so our obsessed feline can't get at it to shred it. I suppose a guy's gotta have a mission in life, but still...

Have I told you lately that I love you? ***muahhhh***

[Little Whiskey]

Only in my household would a trip to the hairstylist include a sidetrip to the container store to get something to contain the toilet paper so our obsessed feline can't get at it to shred it. I suppose a guy's gotta have a mission in life, but still...

a shotgun would take care of that issue

[mraynrand]

wp

[mraynrand]

OK, you got me with that one, you bastard!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT86xaR7ByE

[MadtownPacker]

I was a patron. I am not a bartender. I am not thankful for drooling idiots, puffed up, pontificating jackwads and bilious bungholes inserting themselves into my space when I am just relaxing with a friend and a cocktail after work to unwind. Additionally, I have exactly what I need and want whenp it comes to my S.O. and for that I am thankful. He's the only one that I care about "bothering to try to get at it".... everyone else can leap. Thanks for taking the time to share the insulting comments though... greatly appreciated.... peace....Isnt there some eggs you need to be keeping warm?:lol:
Apologies, I recall you are iron mikes squeeze. I'll try to be less of a pig next time since you are the sensitive type.

[MadtownPacker]

BTW Madtown....fuck off you bean picking bitch. :)

Aren't you starring in that new alaskan reality show "Meth road truckers"?

[MJZiggy]

Isnt there some eggs you need to be keeping warm?:lol:
Apologies, I recall you are iron mikes squeeze. I'll try to be less of a pig next time since you are the sensitive type.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sensitive. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She can bring it.

[mraynrand]

Seen on the webs:

Question: What are the similarities between a tornado and a divorce in Telfair county GA?

Answer: Somebody's gonna lose a mobile home.

[Freak Out]

Big shaker in Japan.

[HowardRoark]

Big shaker in Japan.

Is the wave going to hit you?

[Freak Out]

Is the wave going to hit you?

No....I'll be half way to Seattle by the time it gets here.

[MJZiggy]

Ok, we know I'm no fan of media, but now they're filming the news show standing in the office area with cubicles and people working in the background? Have they run out of money to build sets?

[HowardRoark]

http://www.uchicagohookups.com/browse.php

[MJZiggy]

http://www.uchicagohookups.com/browse.php
You looking for a new gal, there Howard?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sensitive. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She can bring it.

http://narutovssasuke.no.sapo.pt/imagens/maito_gai.jpg

[MJZiggy]

So my sweetie flew off to Paris this week, my kid got a new cell phone AND new shoes and it's already too quiet around here. And the dog has Lyme disease. Again. And her heart murmur is worse. Not sure I can justify the cost of a dog cardiologist. The good news is that the insane 13-year-old mutt is in perfect health. If nothing else, the socks will get sorted and the blanket I'd been working on will get done. Maybe some shopping...


It's going to be a long week.

[easy cheesy]

So my sweetie flew off to Paris this week, my kid got a new cell phone AND new shoes and it's already too quiet around here. And the dog has Lyme disease. Again. And her heart murmur is worse. Not sure I can justify the cost of a dog cardiologist. The good news is that the insane 13-year-old mutt is in perfect health. If nothing else, the socks will get sorted and the blanket I'd been working on will get done. Maybe some shopping...


It's going to be a long week.

Paris? Without you? That's definitely a downer. Hope he took a spare suitcase along for all the goodies he's going to bring back for you. As for your fur baby... hang in there, I hope she gets better soon!

Chin up Zigs! ***muuuaahhh*** (Hey, if nothing else I sense a top 40 country song out of all this! :lol:) ***attempting humor to cheer Zigs up*** I try!

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I just read a thread in the archives called "Partial's Blog"..... are you even frickin' KIDDING ME with this dude? I was thinking of bumping it but it is absolutely dreadful... a polite word for it. JHC... what an asshat! Then there was one called "Dirtiest Thread Ever" or some crap like that... total tool! It's interesting to wade through the "ancient history" on this board... classic shit, ridiculous shit, hilarious shit, "off the rails" crazy shit, self rightous shit, indignent shit, fighting, mud slinging, name calling shit.... but definitley entertaining shit. (Shit seemingly playing a starring role at the start of Partial's riveting thread. ***insert eye roll here***)

I'm getting to know a lot of the backstories here.... some of you cats just had me LMFAO and others made me want to reach for a baseball bat and a bag of fresh dog shit. Either way.... good times! I'm taking a crash course in PR history! :drma:

[MJZiggy]

Paris? Without you? That's definitely a downer. Hope he took a spare suitcase along for all the goodies he's going to bring back for you. As for your fur baby... hang in there, I hope she gets better soon!

Chin up Zigs! ***muuuaahhh*** (Hey, if nothing else I sense a top 40 country song out of all this! :lol:) ***attempting humor to cheer Zigs up*** I try!

It's ok, he left me his cold to keep me company until he gets back...

[swede]

Ahh...the germ! As Ogden Nash once wrote:

A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.

[mraynrand]

Poppet? How whimsical!

[MJZiggy]

Ahh...the germ! As Ogden Nash once wrote:

A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.

Actually, dear, I feel fine. I'm just a bit leaky in the nasal passages at the moment...And Zicam is medicine of the gods...

[GrnBay007]

Good News: My 9th grade son is running varsity track! :)

Bad News: Track meets last 5-7 hours...I'll be using lots of vacation time.

[easy cheesy]

Poppet? How whimsical!

Poppet like it's hot...:tup:

[swede]

Good News: My 9th grade son is running varsity track! :)

Bad News: Track meets last 5-7 hours...I'll be using lots of vacation time.

You have to re-calibrate. When it is 40 degrees and raining sideways it will be okay to let the big yellow bus head out of town without you. If your son is like my son you can hear all about it when he gets home:

papa swede: How did you do?

swede jr: Aight.

papa swede: How did you do in the 55?

swede jr: Second.

papa swede: Time?

swede jr: Chill, brah...it was a track meet. I'm not going up to the table to ask for my time like some feeb. The coach will tell me tomorrow at practice.

(pause)

papa swede: How did you do in the triple?

swede jr: Aight.

[GrnBay007]

You have to re-calibrate. When it is 40 degrees and raining sideways it will be okay to let the big yellow bus head out of town without you. If your son is like my son you can hear all about it when he gets home:

papa swede: How did you do?

swede jr: Aight.

papa swede: How did you do in the 55?

swede jr: Second.

papa swede: Time?

swede jr: Chill, brah...it was a track meet. I'm not going up to the table to ask for my time like some feeb. The coach will tell me tomorrow at practice.

(pause)

papa swede: How did you do in the triple?

swede jr: Aight.

LOL yeah, hear all about it! Those teen boys sure don't like questions, do they?
First outdoor meet is Wed. - glad I didn't put my winter coat away yet.

[Bretsky]

Good News: My 9th grade son is running varsity track! :)

Bad News: Track meets last 5-7 hours...I'll be using lots of vacation time.

wait.......I thought he was a baseball stud ? Did he roll with track instead ?

[swede]

wait.......I thought he was a baseball stud ? Did he roll with track instead ?

Hey, yeah! What gives?

Maybe their school does summer baseball, but I didn't think too many schools did that anymore.

[Little Whiskey]

LOL yeah, hear all about it! Those teen boys sure don't like questions, do they?


I had a similar conversation with a co worker the other day. I was telling them how my 5 and 3 year olds think i am the greatest. I ask them about school stuff and they can't wait to tell me. the other day my oldest asked me something about some cartoon he was watching. I had no idea what he was talking about so i said "I don't know". he looked at me with all seriousness and said "Dad, I thought you knew everything?" they guy at work was trying to tell me when this would all come to an end. *sigh*

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Geoduck good....

http://creepyanimals.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/geoduck.jpg

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Evergreen good...

http://listsoplenty.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Evergreen-State-College-Speedy-the-Geoduck.jpg

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Patchouli Bad....

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[GrnBay007]

Hey, yeah! What gives?

Maybe their school does summer baseball, but I didn't think too many schools did that anymore.

Yeah, this is stressing me out! Are things so political at the school your son goes to Swede? Jeeeez, the football coaches put all this pressure on the boys to run track. The track coaches are always fighting with the baseball coaches cause they don't want the boys doing both. So basically the boys that want to run track get penalized by the baseball coaches for not being at everything they want them to be at. The track season officially ends after baseball officially starts....by like 3 weeks. So my boy will only be able to be at 1 week of baseball practice before the first game. So we've already had the baseball coach giving us the "look". What the hell!!! Let these kids be active in as many things as they want...........especially as Freshman!!!! There is the wood bat league that is starting now that all the "serious" baseball players are supposed to join to get in shape for regular season. I didn't sign my son up for that because it would interfere with track.......again, we got the "look". It will really tick me off if they hold this against him during the baseball season. I got him a membership at the baseball academy (indoor hitting facility) for 3 months during the winter and he was there 3-4 nights a week. I would think that would show he's serious about baseball. I feel bad for him, he loves track and he loves baseball and is being made to feel he can't do both. I seriously hope he does well in track and then starts baseball late and kicks ass this year!!!! Stinks coaches are being jerks about this they should encourage well rounded athletes. Yeah, so that's my rant! :)

[GrnBay007]

I had a similar conversation with a co worker the other day. I was telling them how my 5 and 3 year olds think i am the greatest. I ask them about school stuff and they can't wait to tell me. the other day my oldest asked me something about some cartoon he was watching. I had no idea what he was talking about so i said "I don't know". he looked at me with all seriousness and said "Dad, I thought you knew everything?" they guy at work was trying to tell me when this would all come to an end. *sigh*

RE: cartoons----watch them so you can answer their questions or give a good educated guess. You think I enjoyed watching Sponge Bob Square Pants????? hahaha.....well, actually, I kinda did :) Some crazy guy made millions on that one!!

Yeah, hate to burst your bubble but there will come a day when your beautiful, precious, sweet children become teenagers and no longer think you know ANYTHING! :) Pretty much anything you tell them ....from experience, they tell you that things are different now. (yeah, well, not really smartass!! lol) Oh, and this is my favorite....my son: "why are you staring at me?" Me: well excuse me, I'm trying to figure out how you grew 6 inches in the last 2 months and now have facial hair!! It's all good though.....love them more than anything!!! :)

[MJZiggy]

I had a similar conversation with a co worker the other day. I was telling them how my 5 and 3 year olds think i am the greatest. I ask them about school stuff and they can't wait to tell me. the other day my oldest asked me something about some cartoon he was watching. I had no idea what he was talking about so i said "I don't know". he looked at me with all seriousness and said "Dad, I thought you knew everything?" they guy at work was trying to tell me when this would all come to an end. *sigh*You have several years yet so enjoy this. Then you become a dork VERY suddenly. The hero state and the dork state are both exaggerated.

[MJZiggy]

Yeah, this is stressing me out! Are things so political at the school your son goes to Swede? Jeeeez, the football coaches put all this pressure on the boys to run track. The track coaches are always fighting with the baseball coaches cause they don't want the boys doing both. So basically the boys that want to run track get penalized by the baseball coaches for not being at everything they want them to be at. The track season officially ends after baseball officially starts....by like 3 weeks. So my boy will only be able to be at 1 week of baseball practice before the first game. So we've already had the baseball coach giving us the "look". What the hell!!! Let these kids be active in as many things as they want...........especially as Freshman!!!! There is the wood bat league that is starting now that all the "serious" baseball players are supposed to join to get in shape for regular season. I didn't sign my son up for that because it would interfere with track.......again, we got the "look". It will really tick me off if they hold this against him during the baseball season. I got him a membership at the baseball academy (indoor hitting facility) for 3 months during the winter and he was there 3-4 nights a week. I would think that would show he's serious about baseball. I feel bad for him, he loves track and he loves baseball and is being made to feel he can't do both. I seriously hope he does well in track and then starts baseball late and kicks ass this year!!!! Stinks coaches are being jerks about this they should encourage well rounded athletes. Yeah, so that's my rant! :)

That is so stupid. These kids will only be young enough to do what they want for a little while longer. Maybe explain to the baseball coach about repetitive use sports injuries that are common among overtrained youth baseball players? Then tell him to shove his "look" up his ass (at the end of his senior season, of course).

[MJZiggy]

My sweetie comes home from Paris today! Yay! Gonna be a busy day!

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My sweetie comes home from Paris today! Yay! Gonna be a busy day!

I bet... ***wink wink nudge nudge*** Same motor, different Mike....

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Evergreen good...

Had to repost because they replaced my original picture with that annoying little red "x".... hrummpphhh



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[swede]

EZ--does the general public understand the anatomical purpose of the geoduck's fleshy extension? At one and the same time it is mouth and anus, penis and pussy, which makes the Geoduck the Adam Lambert of the invertebrates.

So hurray for Evergreen, and of course their motto is Omni Extaris, Latin for "Let it all hang out."

Here is the Geoduck Song...everybody sing!

Well, he hasn't got a front and he hasn't got a back,

He doesn't know Donald and he doesn't go quack,

Digga duck, digga duck, digga digga gooey duck . . .

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EZ--does the general public understand the anatomical purpose of the geoduck's fleshy extension? At one and the same time it is mouth and anus, penis and pussy, which makes the Geoduck the Adam Lambert of the invertebrates.

So hurray for Evergreen, and of course their motto is Omni Extaris, Latin for "Let it all hang out."

Here is the Geoduck Song...everybody sing!

Well, he hasn't got a front and he hasn't got a back,

He doesn't know Donald and he doesn't go quack,

Digga duck, digga duck, digga digga gooey duck . . .

***swooooon*** and let it all hang out we did...We also had a hell of an awesome nude beach where all the old fucks that gave us shit when we were walking the streets of downtown Oly ... shouting such classics as "Dykes!".... "Frickin' Greeners".... "Hippie Dirtbags"... "Get a fuckin' job loser".... would drop anchor and almost tip their boats over in the bay... straining with their binoculars to give us a look! Hypocrital old horny fucks...

Oh and LOL at the Adam Lambert reference.... tis true!

[Iron Mike]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/mike_zankle/Evergreen-State-College-Speedy-the-Geoduck.jpg

[swede]

So Cheesy...I thought you referencing the Geoducks 'cause it was funny.

You yourself are a proud G'duck? :worship:

As the proud father of a Wombat I respect those who walk to a way different beat mascot-wise.

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To Miss Elizabeth.... I miss you.. God Speed you feisty ass broad.... one of a kind... say "Hi" to the boys....

http://pohdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor.jpg

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http://theweddingtiara.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/elizabeth-taylor1.jpg

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So Cheesy...I thought you referencing the Geoducks 'cause it was funny.

You yourself are a proud G'duck? :worship:

As the proud father of a Wombat I respect those who walk to a way different beat mascot-wise.

Yeppers... I'm a Geoduck..... just like Matt Groening... but I don't have his cash...lol!

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oh... and just because I am a "Greener" does not mean that I am still a clove smoking, mushroom picking, patchouli smellin', spleef suckin', sex addicted, tree huggin', hacky sack playin', Earth Shoe wearin', Dead tour groupie who goes to "All You Can Eat" Pizza buffets with plastic bags to stuff 'em full of pepperoni slices cuz I'm too broke to buy food because the dorm needs us all to pitch in to get a few cases of "Generic Beer" with the cool little puzzles inside the beer caps while we dose out on Purple Pyramid.. no Sir... not I... a lot of years have transpired since then... Jerry’s dead, my Sorel’s and Choo’s have replaced Earth Shoes… my “left” now swings more “right”… I can afford to dine out wherever I choose rather than brown bag at Pizza Haven…. Chardonnay has replaced beer…but I’m still quite the little “action figure” for Mikey… to that I’ll own up! LOL! Last time we visited the campus he still wanted to do me in the woods, face down in beauty bark, ass high…. Good times!

[Iron Mike]

Last time we visited the campus he still wanted to do me in the woods, face down in beauty bark, ass high ;. Good times!

http://www.aashe.org/images/resources/profiles/photos/TheEvergreenStateCollege.jpg

Look at all the spots there are for that.......

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Look at all the spots there are for that.......

Now you can say you've been to the Campus and the experience truly "blew" you away....

[Iron Mike]

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Lassie's sad......

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Lassie's sad......

So is "The Pie"

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and so am I....

[Iron Mike]

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[Freak Out]

:) Ha ha.....you two are something else.

ok......and now.....

What's your favorite Ford Tractor? I'm suddenly really wanting one even though I don't own a farm anywhere.

[Freak Out]

http://theweddingtiara.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/elizabeth-taylor1.jpg

I bow to her tyranny. RIP.

[Iron Mike]

So my Daughter, a High School Junior, made her first college campus visit yesterday, and has already made up her mind......

http://www.stateuniversity.com/assets/logo/image/10536/large/miad.jpg

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[QUOTE=Iron Mike;585882]So my Daughter, a High School Junior, made her first college campus visit yesterday, and has already made up her mind......

WHAT???? No Geoduck? :shock:

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:) Ha ha.....you two are something else.

ok......and now.....

What's your favorite Ford Tractor? I'm suddenly really wanting one even though I don't own a farm anywhere.

LOL! I'm still picking beauty bark splinters out of my forehead...

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http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-cat-uses-the-keyboard-for-evil.jpg

[MJZiggy]

I bet that's what my big ol' boy looked like as a kitten--though admittedly he's far more into yarn than he is the computer.

[MJZiggy]

So I'm sitting here watching Idol tonight and one of the kids hits this note. The dog turns to the TV and starts whining. Then she got up and left the room. I'm sensing she wasn't impressed.

[Freak Out]

Nice...naked guy attacks robot.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/07/naked-florida-man-opens-fire-on-swat-bot-with-ak-47-no-kidding/

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HAH! BOSOX are 0 and 6... next up... Yankees... at 4-2... just one behind Baltimore and tied with Toronto...Go YANKS! I think this is Boston's worst start since the 1940's.... but as much acrimony as there is between these two teams, I will say this... at least my friend can attend Red Sox games in Boston wearing his "Yanks Gear" and not get beat into a coma like Bryan Stow was in Los Angeles. It's BASEBALL PEOPLE...FAMILY... KIDS ARE THERE! At least at Safeco I feel safe... no matter the gear I sport... and I sport "Yankee Gear" at every game I attend. God Bless Mr. Stow and his family...

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So I'm sitting here watching Idol tonight and one of the kids hits this note. The dog turns to the TV and starts whining. Then she got up and left the room. I'm sensing she wasn't impressed.

OMG.. I got pulled into that garbage tonight myself... absolutely repulsed and mesmerized at the same time... horrific really.... but I COULD NOT LOOK AWAY!!!! Sidebar- I always want to see who in the world could possibly be shorter than Ryan... even with his "lifts"....

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http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/94a796948cn-idol.jpg.jpg

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http://whatlookslikecrazie.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-pictures-driving-cat-hits-dog9.jpg

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http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-pictures-paula-deen-riding-cat.jpg

That looks EXACTLY like my cat that's a duck named Jaques.... without the white bitch on his back...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvsmh9Im9e0&feature=related

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/400gibbons.jpg

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C-Rocks beat the Pirates... HELLZ YEAH! We'll see what happens tomorrow...Sidebar... My money is on the Yanks to take out the Sox.... LET'S GO YANKEES!!!!

[Little Whiskey]

boo yanks. boo all things east coast and the fact that the only two teams in the league (according to ESPN) are the Bosox and Yankees!

go brewers beat them damn cubbies!

[Freak Out]

Yule Gibbons......ha ha. Been awhile since I thought about that old cat.

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OK… I guess my pilot light never has stopped burning for the Mariners in some ways. I was a kid in 1977 when I moved here from Tennessee, it was the debut year of the franchise. Back then, there were no major league sports teams in Nashville. This city, this team, the Kingdome it all seemed so larger than life….so “glamorous” and so “big town” to me.

Then there was “the voice”. He was with us and our franchise from the beginning. You don’t realize how much you can take something for granted until it is gone. You don’t realize how someone you have never met can infiltrate your heart and soul on such a deep and almost familial level. That was Dave Niehaus. He was with “us” from the beginning. He was family, “our” family.

I remember exactly where I was when I heard Dave had passed. I started to cry and then I tried to catch myself and stop but I couldn’t. I couldn’t grasp why I was feeling so overwhelmed. I couldn’t mentally grasp at that moment just how this gentleman affected the fiber of our town and really took root in us; my emotions obviously were in full swing before my intellect. Then, I looked around me… I was not alone. Everyone around me was silent, tears streaming down their cheeks and looks of disbelief on their faces. It was like the city’s heart collectively stopped for a moment. We never thought it would end.

Even when the Mariners were at their worst, and that has been quite a bit, you could not help but tune in to listen to him, he made it bearable, laughable, fun... even in the most dark days. “MY OH MY… IT’S GRAND SALAMI TIME!”…and when the Mariners were at their best, 1995, Dave made it oh so much sweeter.

Now… tonight….it’s opening night at Safeco Field. Marilyn, Dave’s widow, is throwing out the first ball. It’s close to game time and I have butterflies in my stomach. Our hearts are heavy yet it’s time for us to face the Season without our friend.

Today was the first day it has been sunny, spectacularly beautiful actually, in 41 days here in Seattle. I like to think that somehow God made this day for Dave.

The Mariners… love ‘em, hate ‘em, indifferent to them… doesn’t’ matter tonight. Seattleites are all Mariners Fans tonight. Dave is with us all tonight.I don’t think there will be a single soul in Seattle that won’t be tuned in. So… I’ve dusted off my white “Dave Loafers”, popped a glass of Chardonnay and am getting ready to settle in to what will surely be a night to remember. God Bless you Dave…. your "voice" will never be "silenced" and your presence will always be felt.

(Macklemore may not be the best artist on the planet, but this song has the tears streaming...kinda speaks for us all tonight)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNQWQSwmow

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcA5w0ztMp0

AWESOME!!!

[Little Whiskey]

before the mariners there was the pilots.......who moved to milwaukee. you could be a brewer fan too.

(not tonight though. they played like a piece of shit tonight.)

nice story cheesy. thanks for sharing. I'll feel that way if and when Ueck passes. he was the lone voice when the team was soo bad for so many years. I remember my first game as a kid. all those opening days growing up. understanding what a true tailgate party is. the smell of charcoal and bratwurst. county stadium. ........and Bob Uecker. (just a bit outside, he shot the conner and missed, get up get out of here gone!)

[easy cheesy]

before the mariners there was the pilots.......who moved to milwaukee. you could be a brewer fan too.

(not tonight though. they played like a piece of shit tonight.)

nice story cheesy. thanks for sharing. I'll feel that way if and when Ueck passes. he was the lone voice when the team was soo bad for so many years. I remember my first game as a kid. all those opening days growing up. understanding what a true tailgate party is. the smell of charcoal and bratwurst. county stadium. ........and Bob Uecker. (just a bit outside, he shot the conner and missed, get up get out of here gone!)


YES! We had the Pilots!! Mike bought a Pilot's Jersey for me... (it was an overseas "knock off" but it's amazingly authentic looking and really good quality believe it or not- enough so that Wisconsin and Washington fans alike and "in the know" stop me and make comments about it... all positive and wanting to know where to get one- cool! :)) and of course then promptly informed me of the Milwaukee move and kinda rubbed in his superior baseball knowledge! lol!

I don't think (haven't checked yet) the Brewers could have POSSIBLY played a worse game than the Mariners tonight. Right now it is the bottom of the fifth inning and we are losing to the frickin' Indians 12-0....but you know what...it doesn't matter... there is such a cool vibe going on (even though in the fourth inning, I think it was, I actually heard a player drop the "F" bomb on our local station..lolz!)...OH WAIT... STOP THE PRESSES.. GOOD NEWS... we just got a run!!! YAY! 12-1... now we're cookin'... runners on first and second with two outs?.. no problem... anyway... I digress...

Back to the "cool vibe"... I can only imagine Dave calling this game... you can feel the positive vibe in the stadium, it is palpable and indisputable and delicious....no matter what the score board says!!!

I hear what you're sayin' about those memories... I compartmentalized mine and they came back ten fold with the passing of Mr. Niehaus.

PS Whiskey...

You'll be happy to know that the Yankees took a dump to the BOSOX today... lol! That shit pitcher we had in there was "yanked" (if you will) after only two innings and giving up, I think it was, 6 legit runs to Boston... :) I still loves me some Yankees though!

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... and.. no shocker here tonight... the Mighty Mariners have "struck out"...lolz... but... I still feel I had a Friday night well spent watching this game... (still watching the death throes btw)... but anywhoo... HEEEYYYYY.... tomorrow night the first 20,000 fans can still get the Felix Hernandez Cy Young Bobblehead!!!! Woot Woot!!!

[Little Whiskey]

I went fishing with a buddy this morning, on the big lake. We limited out on coho with one king in less than an hour and half. at one point we had 5 fish on at the same time. there were times when we would barely get a pole back in the water and we would have a fish on it. As we were pulling in our lines we had two hit. we had to start throwing fish back! I have never had the fish bite like this. it was crazy. Now i have a freezer full! guess whats for dinner tonight?

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I went fishing with a buddy this morning, on the big lake. We limited out on coho with one king in less than an hour and half. at one point we had 5 fish on at the same time. there were times when we would barely get a pole back in the water and we would have a fish on it. As we were pulling in our lines we had two hit. we had to start throwing fish back! I have never had the fish bite like this. it was crazy. Now i have a freezer full! guess whats for dinner tonight?

nom, nom, nom..... care to share? Recipes please!!!

[Little Whiskey]

last night I cooked some on the weber with a smoky bbq rub and grilled asparagus and black beans and rice.

[swede]

...and then I ate his liver with a nice white Chianti and some fava beans.

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I got a new phone today... I disposed of my "Crockett and Tubbs" version and am now in the 21st century... if only I knew how it worked...too impatient to read the manual.... figured out a new cool ring tone though and can text about 40 words per minute... awesome... if I had kids they'd be proud... (if I had kids they could teach me how to work the damn thing)....

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Good God what a banal post the aforementioned was.... you'd think I was on Facebook...

[MJZiggy]

Good God what a banal post the aforementioned was.... you'd think I was on Facebook...

And you can get on facebook with your new phone...

[Freak Out]

If I was on Facebook I would want to be cheesys friend....but I hate it.

[easy cheesy]

And you can get on facebook with your new phone...

NOOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING but THAT! LOL! ***kicking and screaming into the "new" milennium***

[MJZiggy]

NOOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING but THAT! LOL! ***kicking and screaming into the "new" milennium***

You'll be surprised how handy the thing is. It tells me when the next train is coming. It tells me where to find the best price on a good beer--and then gives me GPS directions to get to the store. It gives me the weather wherever I am. It has a stopwatch, recipes, streamed music and a kindle. Fun stuff.

[easy cheesy]

If I was on Facebook I would want to be cheesys friend....but I hate it.

Awww... I'm on there... but I haven't posted in months.... I get sick of all that Farmville and Mafia Wars shit... they even have some restaurant game or whatever... WHATEVER.... I blocked all apps access to my page, only have 16 friends and have about 400 on my block list...lolz...and have locked all my shit to private... AS IF anyone gives a shit but... whatev...I don't even know why the hell I joined... there's a couple of friends out of state that matter the world to me and it keeps me in touch... but... overall... that place is a major wear out....

typical post on some "news feeds" I see ..... OMG... feeling down today, my curling iron isn't working, it's raining outside and I don't know what to do with my bangs... I just don't want to get out of bed today. I feel so down. Anyone else relate to what I am saying? I just want to eat a box of Count Chocula with 14 cans of diet coke and make this pain go away!!!!

OR the classic... My "monster" baby took her first shit today... wanna see?

All that being said.... I'd be your friend too!! :)

[easy cheesy]

You'll be surprised how handy the thing is. It tells me when the next train is coming. It tells me where to find the best price on a good beer--and then gives me GPS directions to get to the store. It gives me the weather wherever I am. It has a stopwatch, recipes, streamed music and a kindle. Fun stuff.


Baby steps for me Miss Ziggy... baby steps... but I'm working on it!!! :) I'm a true "technotard"....

[MJZiggy]

Baby steps for me Miss Ziggy... baby steps... but I'm working on it!!! :) I'm a true "technotard"....

Find either the app store or the android market. Then touch things that interest you. (that sounds so bad!)

[Deputy Nutz]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.

[mraynrand]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp04J6Fzd6c&NR=1

[Freak Out]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.

I hope someone punches you in the vulva.

[SkinBasket]

Got 12 magnum condoms for $1.32 today. Managers special. That's $.11 each, plus they don't cut off the circulation to my cock like the other ones do.

[swede]

Another eleven dozen and you'd have a gross.

[Deputy Nutz]

First I don't believe Skinbasket can put on a magnum condom without giggling to himself. Secondly I had some weird poop this morning. I am drinking lots of water and my poop hurt my bum.

[MJZiggy]

First I don't believe Skinbasket can put on a magnum condom without giggling to himself. Secondly I had some weird poop this morning. I am drinking lots of water and my poop hurt my bum.
That's called getting old. Try more fiber.

[SkinBasket]

That's called getting old. Try more fiber.

That'll stop the giggling?

What can I do for the cannon sounds I make when I climax?

[MJZiggy]

That'll stop the giggling?

What can I do for the cannon sounds I make when I climax?

Depends. How does Mrs. Skinbasket feel about the cannon sounds. If it ain't broke...

[Deputy Nutz]

she wears earplugs on a regular basis. I don't know what she does for her vagina though. Who still uses condoms anyway?

[SkinBasket]

she wears earplugs on a regular basis. I don't know what she does for her vagina though. Who still uses condoms anyway?

Even after I get a vasectomy, I'll probably still wear one. You've seen what my kids have done to me.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't think that issue is from the kids.

[Deputy Nutz]

I hate this thread so much that I am going to take it as my own.

[Freak Out]

I fucking hate the State of Alaska DOT and the city of fucking Anchorage sometimes ......so we've gone from dirt roads in this town...to paved...and now back to dirt because they throw so much sand/gravel/rocks on the road during the winter to keep the idiot drivers from killing people. Of course they never get around to sweeping up most of it so it's always dusty and it sounds like your receiving small arms fire when you're driving around.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dot dota dot dota let the boyz be boyz and just slam

[MJZiggy]

I hate it when I leave my phone wallet on my desk at work...

[easy cheesy]

http://opticalillusion.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/effect2.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://spanring.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nothing-to-say-so-blog.gif

[easy cheesy]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4UMh_92Y9Co/TOQf-7fh2FI/AAAAAAAAAJE/ROrBSap-gkg/s1600/tombstone.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://swick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny_tombstones/atheist.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/13/mervg2.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/funny_signs_006.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gang-signs.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-cadbury-kittens.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-kittens-butt-hear-ocean.jpg

[HowardRoark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTXoNzuk8c&feature=player_embedded#at=137

[easy cheesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTXoNzuk8c&feature=player_embedded#at=137

That was awesome! What about that 1996 Masters meltdown by Greg Norman? Epic!!! The 1999 British Open where Van de Velde went into the toilet... that was almost of Benny Hill comedic proportions... you just couldn't script this shit!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpwP5GTSZRc

[SkinBasket]

watching golf sucks.

[easy cheesy]

watching golf sucks.

Does not

[GrnBay007]

My baby girl is at Prom tonight. Hard on mom letting them grow up! She looked like a princess! :)

[HowardRoark]

Have any of you ever used the word comeuppance in a sentence?

[easy cheesy]

Have any of you ever used the word comeuppance in a sentence?

Yes... written and oral...

[Deputy Nutz]

I am sick of VD

[swede]

:bclap:

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z236/dsteenswede44/faucet-drip-lg-1.jpg

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELZQ-Z6lASI&feature=player_embedded

Bwahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[Bretsky]

PROUD DAY DAY.......took my kids to WI BadgerFest. The little man and his hawk enjoyed the sports activities and getting his pic taken with multiple cheerleaders at once.

The Seven Year old gal showed one of the cheerleaders how flexible she was and pulled her foot behind her head.
The Cheerleader said..."That's awesome ! Are you going to be a cheerleader when you grow up ? "
Kiara Responded.........." NO, I'm going to play BASKETBALL. "

CLASSIC

[Freak Out]

I added way to much mustard to my tuna salad.

[easy cheesy]

I added way to much mustard to my tuna salad.

One can never have too much mustard...

http://www.bonesuckin.com/images/Bone-Suckin-Mustard-12_Sweet-600-100q.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2383837638_0ff3b65982.jpg

[Iron Mike]

Twelve straight days, and Pam is still on Team Livebadass.....

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2rbz0KLM1qi7deco1_500.gif

[HowardRoark]

One can never have too much mustard...

http://www.bonesuckin.com/images/Bone-Suckin-Mustard-12_Sweet-600-100q.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2383837638_0ff3b65982.jpg

We already had an comprehensive mustard thread; if we had a search function, I would add the link.

How was the sex with Iron Mike?

[easy cheesy]

http://signs.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny_safety_signs_5.jpg

[easy cheesy]

We already had an comprehensive mustard thread; if we had a search function, I would add the link.

How was the sex with Iron Mike?

As I said... one can never have too much mustard....

and Howard, do you REALLY wanna know? ***wink wink***

http://cookingsexy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bananlip.jpg

Let mama grab herself a little "snack" and then I'll tell you all about it....

[easy cheesy]

"Skank".....heh....heh.... etymology... you're up....

[easy cheesy]

At least "Jake" now has a "Locker" in Tennessee.... let's see what happens.... ***yawn***.... UDUB4EVR....

[easy cheesy]

I can't belive that Michael Sarrazin passed away on April 17th.... Holy Crap... I remember him in "The Reincarnation of Peter Proud", amongst other flicks... RIP.... (and Double Holy Crap... He was 70!!!! SEVENTY!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!... AND his real first name was Jaques... just like my cat that's a duck!) I'll always remember him like this....

http://dirkmancusoyandr2007.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/michael-sarrazin-1.jpg

***sigh***

Remember "They Shoot Horses Don't They"?

http://www.dvdcorral.com/dvd/images/max/027616912046.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://www.foxmoviechannel.com/images/movie_details/77L0015_lg_3_Marie-France-Pisier.jpg

ANOTHER one we just lost... RIP.... Remember "The Other Side Of Midnight"? She also played CoCo Chanel... (imagine that...lol)...

President Sarcozy said, upon learning of her demise (drowning btw- no foul play suspected), that her supreme elegance was born of the most perfect simplicity.... well said, what a beauty.... RIP Marie-France

[easy cheesy]

AND YET ONE MORE.... Phoebe Snow... so young really and she gave her special needs daughter many more years than were expected... RIP Phoebe... GEEZ... I EXPECT Zsa Zsa to drop but not this one, along with the aforementioned folks....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OxTVxGhHFM

[MJZiggy]

I need to organize. Not the stuff so much as the brain right now...it's all foggy in here.

[mraynrand]

I need to organize. Not the stuff so much as the brain right now...it's all foggy in here.


Do you have any weakness in your left arm? Feeling dizzy and forgetful? Get to a hospital ASAP.

[mraynrand]

http://signs.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny_safety_signs_5.jpg

I wouldn't ride your ass for five dollars

http://nightcounter.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/donkey1.jpg

[MJZiggy]

Do you have any weakness in your left arm? Feeling dizzy and forgetful? Get to a hospital ASAP.

No, I'm not having a stroke. I just got de-funded as of the end of the fiscal year. I have two months to figure out exactly what I want to do about that.

[easy cheesy]

I wouldn't ride your ass for five dollars

I certainly don't know you well enough to find the "humor" in your statement.... assuming that there is any. That's just plain rude... so... go fuck yourself.... and your little dog too....

Then again... that could just be the "sensitive" in me talking.... PFFFFT!

[mraynrand]

I certainly don't know you well enough to find the "humor" in your statement.... assuming that there is any. That's just plain rude... so... go fuck yourself.... and your little dog too....

Then again... that could just be the "sensitive" in me talking.... PFFFFT!

Seriously? Donkey=ass. You're joking, right? I certainly was!:smile:

[easy cheesy]

Seriously? Donkey=ass. You're joking, right? I certainly was!:smile:


Got it... cool... just didn't seem so when I first viewed.... I've had other folks on here say some pretty rude things to me so I guess I'm running a little on the defensive sometimes... can we make up over some...

http://www.perfectdogadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dog-treats.jpg

[mraynrand]

No, I'm not having a stroke. I just got de-funded as of the end of the fiscal year. I have two months to figure out exactly what I want to do about that.


Been there, done that

[MJZiggy]

Been there, done that

Everyone has. Odd though, I've not really heard of getting two months warning...I'll take it though. It's a bit of luxury getting time to assess and refine what it is I want to pursue next while I keep getting my salary.

[MJZiggy]

Ok, so now I'm tired and, quite frankly, a little bit whiny.

[Iron Mike]

Ok, so now I'm tired and, quite frankly, a little bit whiny.

Hey, c'mon--it's Cinco de Mayo!!!!!

[Freak Out]

Hey, c'mon--it's Cinco de Mayo!!!!!

Great! Lets go dress up like Pancho Villa and kick some French ass!

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AWb3eShEo

[MJZiggy]

Hey, c'mon--it's Cinco de Mayo!!!!!

Just for you, I had a shot of Tequipal that I brought back from Mexico a couple weeks ago. You can't see it in the picture, but the bottle says 17% alcohol by volume.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2006/07/tequipal.jpg

[mraynrand]

Ok, so now I'm tired and, quite frankly, a little bit whiny.

been there, done that.

[swede]

I think we should re-name the Garbage Can "Blue Cheese", class the place up a bit.

[Freak Out]

I think we should re-name the Garbage Can "Blue Cheese", class the place up a bit.

If Harlan were around it might work.

[mraynrand]

I think we should re-name the Garbage Can "Blue Cheese", class the place up a bit.


If Harlan were around it might work.

If Joe were around it might work

[MJZiggy]

If Joe were around it might work
Good point.

[Brando19]

Anyone wanna see a good movie? I highly recommend Thor.

[swede]

I know a really bad joke with a punchline that goes, "You're Thor? I couldn't thit down for a week!"

[Tarlam!]

Anyone wanna see a good movie? I highly recommend Thor.


I know a really bad joke with a punchline that goes, "You're Thor? I couldn't thit down for a week!"

Thanks for the tip, Brando. I love those types of films if they're done well.

Swede, I know a similarly poor joke. Prolly better left in the Blue Cheese forum. :grin: