OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Tarlam!]

I've had other folks on here say some pretty rude things to me so I guess I'm running a little on the defensive sometimes.

Huh? I haven't seen that. You're one of the most fun loving posters on here.

[Freak Out]

Huh? I haven't seen that. You're one of the most fun loving posters on here.

It was Madtown.....he's harmless....just another mutherlicker cockbite.

[Tarlam!]

It was Madtown.....he's harmless....just another mutherlicker cockbite.

Oh, I get it. When I first came across him I wanted to murder his family. But then when you get to know him he's a great guy. I got to meet him at the 1st PR game. He's a really top guy.

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Cool... duly noted in memory bank... sorry for my "knee jerk" reaction folks... anywhoo...

ARNOLD AND MARIA ARE DIVORCING... does anyone care? For some odd reason.... I do... I guess I'm just a yutz.... oh... and I'm assuming that everyone knows who "Arnold and Maria" are...mistake on my part.... That's Schwartzenagger (sp) and Kennedy... ***sigh***

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Sooooooo Seattle.... lolz....


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"I'll get you tickets to the Seahawks"


"Nevermind"

HAH!

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Shout out to KENT!!!! LOLZ!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i21XcyMG4cU&NR=1

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Shout out to Ballard.... even though Ballard blows....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlDVmBLibg&feature=related

Queen Anne meets Ballard... HAH....

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Leavenworth rocks!!! Not the prison, the town in WA State....


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[Freak Out]

Fuck the anti flash iPad. Fuck you Partial and Steve Jobs.

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Fuck the anti flash iPad. Fuck you Partial and Steve Jobs.

Ummm... what???

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Oh.. and yes... fuck Steve Jobs

[MJZiggy]

Ummm... what???

Freak's iPad doesn't support flash which is the program the site uses to run video. Partial is a former poster who worshiped all things Apple. Vehemently. Vocally. Almost violently, but definitely annoyingly.

[Freak Out]

Ziggs got it. It bothers me to no end that the fucks at Apple continues this bullshit. I just threw Partial in for good measure.....but I remember now that you have to be able to log in to see the RR.

[MadtownPacker]

I certainly don't know you well enough to find the "humor" in your statement.... assuming that there is any. That's just plain rude... so... go fuck yourself.... and your little dog too....

Then again... that could just be the "sensitive" in me talking.... PFFFFT!
Maybe you should go fuck yourself or anyone who will have you. Tricks like you talk alotta crap and try to act all cool but you have just shown us better. Apologies to Iron Mike cuz he has alway been hella cool.

[Zool]

Maybe you should go fuck yourself or anyone who will have you. Tricks like you talk alotta crap and try to act all cool but you have just shown us better. Apologies to Iron Mike cuz he has alway been hella cool.

Fuck did you just copy and paste a post from 2001? You just used trick and hella in the same post. Got Ice T's Original Gangsta in the cassette player of your Malibu?

Old G is old.

[MadtownPacker]

It was Madtown.....he's harmless....just another mutherlicker cockbite.
Fuck you methbreath!! Quit kissing this broads ass just cuz she lays with IRon Mike. If she can't handle the PR way then too damn bad.

[MadtownPacker]

Oh, I get it. When I first came across him I wanted to murder his family. But then when you get to know him he's a great guy. I got to meet him at the 1st PR game. He's a really top guy.
Damn do you sorry ass whiteys not get enough coochie offline that you have the lower yourselves like this??

Btw Tarlam eats dingos.

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck did you just copy and paste a post from 2001? You just used trick and hella in the same post. Got Ice T's Original Gangsta in the cassette player of your Malibu?

Old G is old.
Fuck IceT that sellout playing a cop on tv. I grew up listening to real niggaz like EazyE and Too Short.

Btw it is OG dumbass not old G.

[Deputy Nutz]

Hey Mad, shut the fuck up and go back to your little hole you crawl out of every couple of weeks to look at Philipino pussy.

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Ziggs got it. It bothers me to no end that the fucks at Apple continues this bullshit. I just threw Partial in for good measure.....but I remember now that you have to be able to log in to see the RR.

Roger that! BTW... has your cousin gotten another "storefront" up and running yet? I'd like to check it out. :)

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Fuck the anti flash iPad. Fuck you Partial and Steve Jobs.

Interrupting my "funny restaurant rant" at the moment... but... seeing as how you are a frequent visitor to the Great NW, you've got to check out the Almost Live vids.... tell me they don't get it right!!!

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"My movies help stop stop rape".... LOL!

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Cuddles kicks ass

[mraynrand]

WTF?

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[mraynrand]

That polyester stuff is bizarre. But I liked the funny signs. Phat Phuc - LOL

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That polyester stuff is bizarre. But I liked the funny signs. Phat Phuc - LOL

You've never seen "Polyester"? It was/is definitely a "must see" if you are a John Waters fan... but... Phat Phuc... I must concur.... a surefire lolz!!!

[Freak Out]

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Been there.....have the key chains and shopping bag to prove it. :)

Great food....the purple (lotus) dumplings are heaven. Down off of Sukhumvit 15 (or close).

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Been there.....have the key chains and shopping bag to prove it. :)

Great food....the purple (lotus) dumplings are heaven. Down off of Sukhumvit 15 (or close).

For Realz? You're my God!!!! :)

[Freak Out]

For Realz? You're my God!!!! :)

Bangkok is sooooooo much fun. The Thai are the nicest people on the planet. Oh ya.....the food is amazing. :)

Pecker is my favorite Waters film.

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Bangkok is sooooooo much fun. The Thai are the nicest people on the planet. Oh ya.....the food is amazing. :)

Pecker is my favorite Waters film.

LOLZ on the Waters pick....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-9YLBNupQM

Don't get me started on Baltimore....


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[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erj0upqX-kA&feature=related

[MadtownPacker]

Hey Mad, shut the fuck up and go back to your little hole you crawl out of every couple of weeks to look at Philipino pussy.

I seriously miss the sting of your whip-like comments. Your post are like a rose in a world full of shit.

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Booyah!!! Desperate Living rawks!

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My cat that's a duck named Jaques just left an awesome present for me in his box... thank you Jaques.... ***spraying air freshener liberally around the abode and quaffing some Chardonnay***

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[Scott Campbell]

Freak's iPad doesn't support flash which is the program the site uses to run video. Partial is a former poster who worshiped all things Apple. Vehemently. Vocally. Almost violently, but definitely annoyingly.

You'd think Steve Jobs was the 2nd coming of Vince Young.

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OMG.... I didn't realize that Booty Ritter was dead.... boy... do I miss the Booty... RIP....


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[Screwadu]

OMG.... I didn't realize that Booty Ritter was dead.... boy... do I miss the booty... RIP....

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Booty."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Booty."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Booty."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Booty!' How do you dooty!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Booty.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Booty! I still hate that name!

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That's Booty- licious! God do I miss him... almost as much as Bertram Snifflethumb... but not quite....

[Screwadu]

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Booty did his Navy dooty now he's taken his final slide down the six feet under "shooty"... God Rest... I'm going to have some "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity" Pancakes in his honor... WOOO HOOO!!! Now... where's Bertram????

[Screwadu]

Alleged photo of Booty Ritter (unverified)

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Alleged photo of Booty Ritter (unverified)

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We want Bertram!!!!!! ***sniff***

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Twas the Peel that caused the demise of Bertram????

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[swede]

They shoot pigs, don't they? (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PIG_SHOT?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)


SPOKANE VALLEY, Wash. (AP) -- A Washington State Patrol trooper shot and killed a runaway 500-pound pig after the officer's stun gun failed to slow the animal...after it escaped from a minivan through a broken window.

The trooper ... tried to slow the animal with his stun gun so some volunteers could rope it.

The paper reports that when that didn't work, the pig's owner told the trooper to shoot the animal.

Mehaffey says the owner had just purchased the pig for breeding.

What the guy does with his personal life is none of my business.

[mraynrand]

They shoot pigs, don't they? (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PIG_SHOT?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)



What the guy does with his personal life is none of my business.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'shotgun wedding.'

[HowardRoark]

This thread is about nothing folks......what the hell's wrong with you?

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[Screwadu]

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You should make that your welcome page, Easy.

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and orange.... and she haz doodle... sooooooo dangerous....

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I think her vagina is orange too... but she haz no doodle...

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[Screwadu]

How sure are you about that.

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You should make that your welcome page, Easy.

It is rather inviting....

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How sure are you about that.

Not first hand knowledge but I can imagine the spray tan going "south" as it were...

[Screwadu]

Well, something had to visit parts unknown.

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Well, something had to visit parts unknown.

I think we've all experienced those visits from time to time...

[Screwadu]

Once a month amirite

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Once a month amirite

pyrite... dynamite... stalactite...stalagmite..urrite...

[Freak Out]

I was at a beer event in Portland this last weekend called Fredfest (in honor of a local beer writer) and cheetos were a prominent part of the event.....mountains of cheetos. lots of peanut M&Ms as well.

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and don't forget Unicorn nite..

[Screwadu]

How the hell was Dynomutt Scooby-Doo's cousin? HE WAS A ROBOT.

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I was at a beer event in Portland this last weekend called Fredfest (in honor of a local beer writer) and cheetos were a prominent part of the event.....mountains of cheetos. lots of peanut M&Ms as well.


Cheetos goooooood..... and what's an M&M without nuts? Must....have...nuts...

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How the hell was Dynomutt Scooby-Doo's cousin? HE WAS A ROBOT.


Was he an Atomic DAWG as well? Was his last name "Clinton"?

[Screwadu]

If he WAS a blood relative of Scooby-Doo, that would mean one of Dynomutt's parents was a robot and in the Scoobyverse, you could have sex with machines. Hanna-Barbara has a lot to answer for.

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If he WAS a blood relative of Scooby-Doo, that would mean one of Dynomutt's parents was a robot and in the Scoobyverse, you could have sex with machines. Hanna-Barbara has a lot to answer for.

Don't we already have sex with machines or is that limited to the "Pink Power Pistol" for girls that runs on Double D's?

[Screwadu]

You got the Pink Power Pistol? Were those the ones with the additional jumper cable accessory? I heard the first 500 were hand-numbered by Tom Byron.

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You got the Pink Power Pistol? Were those the ones with the additional jumper cable accessory? I heard the first 500 were hand-numbered by Tom Byron.

Yes Sister Girl.... they were actually hand-held by Tom Byron.... they also have a charger for your car... you know what a bitch our commutes are out here... must pass the time somehow...

[Screwadu]

I shelled out the extra hundred and got the sybian car seat with optional drink holder.

[Screwadu]

Thank God my windows have a hard tint.

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I shelled out the extra hundred and got the sybian car seat with optional drink holder.

Can it accommodate a Venti Starbucks Green Tea Lemonade and keep it stirred?

[Screwadu]

I have found that the sybian keeps the cup shaken, not stirred. You'll never hit a pothole the same way again.

[Screwadu]

I drove half a mile over railroad tracks once and almost gave up men entirely.

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I drove half a mile over railroad tracks once and almost gave up men entirely.

Time for me to hit the Sounder route...

[Screwadu]

Remember you tried hooking a cookiebullet up to a lawnmower engine for shop class and Sister Magdela confiscated it? Now that was funny.

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Remember you tried hooking a cookiebullet up to a lawnmower engine for shop class and Sister Magdela confiscated it? Now that was funny.

She didn't seem to think it was at the time... but now that I think about it... I never saw it again but she sure had a more pleasant demeanor in class the rest of the year.

[Screwadu]

She started singing to herself and watching the clock after that if I remember right.

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She started singing to herself and watching the clock after that if I remember right.

I think it was more of a whistle... she was whistling while she worked... I think she must have kept it near and dear... I wondered why she started sounding so much like Katherine Hepburn in "On Golden Pond".

[Screwadu]

And all this time I thought she just had Parkinson's.

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And all this time I thought she just had Parkinson's.

And to think that the shakes and rattles in her rolls were simply compliments of my Shop Class experiment.... God bless...

[Screwadu]

I wondered why you got an A+ for the entire semester when you were skipping out most times to roll around under the bleachers with whats-his-name and smoke weed. You could have clued a sister in, you know.

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I wondered why you got an A+ for the entire semester when you were skipping out most times to roll around under the bleachers with whats-his-name and smoke weed. You could have clued a sister in, you know.

Don't hate bitch... we'll always have Mike... Sistah's 4-evah!!!

[Screwadu]

LOL *eiffel towers over mike*

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LOL *eiffel towers over mike*

Ahhhhh.... we'll always have Paris... and Mustard... lots and lots of Mustard.... I'll eat the "Corndog" and you take the... well.. the rest...

[Screwadu]

You always get the corndog and you hog up all the condiments. Once in awhile I'd like to go to Australia too, you know.

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You always get the corndog and you hog up all the condiments. Once in awhile I'd like to go to Australia too, you know.

I got the dibs on the Dingo market... but... ok... an occasional "roo" might do you real good

[Screwadu]

Dingo ate my baby my rosie red apple bottom, once a year for my birthday isn't occasional enough. Off the prong, dammit.

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Dingo ate my baby my rosie red apple bottom, once a year for my birthday isn't occasional enough. Off the prong, dammit.

As I recall you once had the prong way too long... but when it comes to Washington Apples... Mike's all mine... bitch... loves you though SISTAH GURL... and your little red bottom too! ***whip snap***

[Screwadu]

I knew when I agreed to our little "thing" that you were there first, etc. But once in awhile I'd like to be more than support, if you know what I mean. Sit there, move slower, lean in, don't look directly into the camera, jeez. All I ask is that now and then I get to be the milkmaid instead of the bullseye, is that too much to ask?

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I knew when I agreed to our little "thing" that you were there first, etc. But once in awhile I'd like to be more than support, if you know what I mean. Sit there, move slower, lean in, don't look directly into the camera, jeez. All I ask is that now and then I get to be the milkmaid instead of the bullseye, is that too much to ask?

Good GAWD... you have always been so NEEDY... but I love you... so... ok... BUT... you know I was a theater major... what do you expect? BUT... I choose how and when it goes with the "Iron" one....

[Screwadu]

Oh jeez, he's on now. Are you talking to him on the PM?

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Oh jeez, he's on now. Are you talking to him on the PM?

... and if I AM? I am the first. Don't forget that.... but... then again... I know you won't my little liebchen

[Screwadu]

I just don't want to be lost in the shuffle, you know? I wake up and he's always on your side of the bed. I know it's not your fault and he does take care of me and all...I dunno. I love you too.

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I just don't want to be lost in the shuffle, you know? I wake up and he's always on your side of the bed. I know it's not your fault and he does take care of me and all...I dunno. I love you too.


I would take this opportunity to post a video of the Superbowl Shuffle but my Adobe Flash Player is disabled...

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[Screwadu]

lol mike's i'm finished face

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lol mike's i'm finished face

How would you know? You're never facing him.

[Screwadu]

I have very sensitive nether regions and that's what it feels like he's doing :P

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I have very sensitive nether regions and that's what it feels like he's doing :P

I can cure your sensitivity with a Dr. Drew episode and a baseball bat.

[Screwadu]

Well we haven't tried it with the Dr Drew part yet but get a little Grey Goose in me and we'll see...

[Screwadu]

LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

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LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

It had eight legs... he thought it was a "party"... addressing the "spider" fascination anyway... It was a Renfield moment...that poor little spider..

[Screwadu]

He ate it didn't he? I couldn't see. He said something like "If there's no Ritz crackers gotta MAKE Ritz crackers cause everything's better on a Ritz"

man we were messed up that night

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He ate it didn't he? I couldn't see. He said something like "If there's no Ritz crackers gotta MAKE Ritz crackers cause everything's better on a Ritz"

man we were messed up that night

Don't I know it!!! I had an orange ring aroung my mouth for days from the "doodles", not to mention the Cherry Slurpees. The "Captain" was definitely calling that night.

[Screwadu]

What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

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What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

Ohhhhh and does Mike have inches...lots and lots of inches... sorry I stuck you with his lesser endowed wing man last time... four inches doesn't mean much unless you're Brett Favre... thanks for taking one "for the team"...now... about those narcotics....

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We'll live to fight another day my sweet lil bitch....

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun... but Mama... that's where the fun is....

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Can't sleep and have a long day ahead....xanax hasn't kicked in... what's a "fur baby" to do?????


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[HowardRoark]

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[MadtownPacker]

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Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

[Zool]

Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

Its ALWAYS worth getting your dick wet. Otherwise crazy chicks would never get laid.

[SkinBasket]

What the mother fuck happened in here? You folks need to start your own vagina dialogues thread.

[Deputy Nutz]

"Oh my eggs!"

[Deputy Nutz]

Remember back in the good ole days when two rat chicks would have a conversation and all the men would get all rock hard about chicks digging on football and all guys pictured "Jo" from "Facts of Life" as the women on this forum? Goof shit man, goofy shit.

[SkinBasket]

I'm here alone with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking idiot puppy. I miss you.

[Deputy Nutz]

Cincynattica is a loney place.

[easy cheesy]

Shit... Zsa Zsa is in a coma..... she'll probably be dead by the time I get my morning Starbucks.. so... just to stay ahead of "the game" (insert inside joke here.) RIP Zsa Zsa....

http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/zsa-zsa-gabor.jpeg

[easy cheesy]

I'm biting my provervbial "tongue"... and it hurts... I soooooooo want to unleash the Kraken.... but I defer and acquiese....

[easy cheesy]

Don't worry my dearest Screwado... you are on my.... well.. whether it be my prosthetic johnson, index finger or whatever.... I "feel" you brotha... ummm... sistah... whatever... amazing how easily the pot is stirred.... the Eagle Has Landed....lol...

[easy cheesy]

BTW... I bought some new batteries... so... we're good for the weekend..... I'm sorry your power went out.. WTF is going on in Houston??? You said the lights "blinked" and then... I got disconnected... how funny....blank on the phone and blank on the internet...side bar: we've had two inches of rain in two days and y'all can't get ANY rain in a WEEK!!! WTF????

[easy cheesy]

I'm here alone with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking idiot puppy. I miss you.

Wanna make out?

[easy cheesy]

"Oh my eggs!"

Scrambled? Over Easy? With Cheese? Omelettes with sprinkles of fascinating little blue and orange droplets for color... you know... just decorative purposes of course.... Oh wait... wrong team..

[Joe]

I'm biting my provervbial "tongue"... and it hurts... I soooooooo want to unleash the Kraken.... but I defer and acquiese....

Smart move. I've been biting mine over the last two days as well.

[easy cheesy]

Smart move. I've been biting mine over the last two days as well.

Gotcha

[SkinBasket]

Smart move. I've been biting mine over the last two days as well.

Oh come on, what else do we have to do? Complain about the crappy software you chose? At least someone is posting content.

[SkinBasket]

BTW, thanks for the new avatar goes to Zool!

[MadtownPacker]

I'm biting my provervbial "tongue"... and it hurts... I soooooooo want to unleash the Kraken.... but I defer and acquiese....

You should let it rip, that is the PR way. Not this sad sack the place has become.

[MadtownPacker]

Oh come on, what else do we have to do? Complain about the crappy software you chose? At least someone is posting content.

I think the software is pretty damn good. Maybe you should find a legit reason to cry. Like the fact joe aint doing shit with this place even after I "helped" him changed the theme.

[SkinBasket]

I think the software is pretty damn good. Maybe you should find a legit reason to cry. Like the fact joe aint doing shit with this place even after I "helped" him changed the theme.

Fine, split hairs. I'm sure the software is fine. It's the implementation. The 4 image limit to a post. The lazy fucking lack of indexing that makes the search function worth dick. The inboxes smaller than your manhood. The deletion of Partial's 12 pound turkey challenge thread.

Oh... and the shitty color scheme.


Anyway, I digress... this is not to be discussed here.

[Zool]

The inboxes smaller than your manhood.

Thats just not true.


Oh... and the shitty color scheme.

MTP picked that as well. Maybe you're ire is aimed at the wrong slackass?

[Scott Campbell]

I think the software is pretty damn good. Maybe you should find a legit reason to cry. Like the fact joe aint doing shit with this place even after I "helped" him changed the theme.

Have you violated Harlan lately?

[SkinBasket]

Thats just not true.

By "your" I meant the mexican. Or are you speaking for his manhood now?

[MadtownPacker]

Fine, split hairs. I'm sure the software is fine. It's the implementation. The 4 image limit to a post. The lazy fucking lack of indexing that makes the search function worth dick. The inboxes smaller than your manhood. The deletion of Partial's 12 pound turkey challenge thread.

Oh... and the shitty color scheme.


Anyway, I digress... this is not to be discussed here.
The image thing shouldn't be hard to fix. The search thing either. Legit gripes.

The color is the same ones from the old forum, which you help inspire (flesh tone) and voted on. Assklown.

[MadtownPacker]

MTP picked that as well. Maybe you're ire is aimed at the wrong slackass?

Always gotta blame the brown man for your whitey woes and stealing your hoes!

[Scott Campbell]

Always gotta blame the brown man for your whitey woes and stealing your hoes!


That's when it's nice to have a JV team sitting behind the Varsity.

[MJZiggy]

What the hell happened in here? I go off for a little while to do a little research and yikes!

[Freak Out]

Human orgasmic pounding.

[Little Whiskey]

Unless some post have been deleted, i don't understand the issue. maybe i'm lost......back to the brewers forum.

[SkinBasket]

What the hell happened in here? I go off for a little while to do a little research and yikes!

This is just a guess, but I think cheesy got lonely and had a late night personality split. But WTF? He/She accounts for about 87.4% of RR content now, so what's the harm?

Other than that, it's business as usual.

[Deputy Nutz]

sippity dippity

[MadtownPacker]

BTW, thanks for the new avatar goes to Zool!
It is a good one. Can your bitch Zool find me one too or does he only work hard for you?

[MadtownPacker]

Unless some post have been deleted, i don't understand the issue. maybe i'm lost......back to the brewers forum.
What?? You being a dumbass, redneck, clueless, White devil is suppose to be a surprise??? Isnt there a damn possum you need to fillet?

[GrnBay007]

This is just a guess, but I think cheesy got lonely and had a late night personality split. But WTF? He/She accounts for about 87.4% of RR content now, so what's the harm?

Other than that, it's business as usual.

Just a thought....it used to be about real shit...like what up? :) Now it's all about pics and videos...no conversing, well at least until the late night split. lol

[GrnBay007]

Actually most of RR is that way now. Hmmmm.....

[SkinBasket]

Actually most of RR is that way now. Hmmmm.....

Well, give us something to work with!

[Zool]

By "your" I meant the mexican. Or are you speaking for his manhood now?

I was specifically speaking about his manhood. There's no way your inbox could be that small.

[Little Whiskey]

What?? You being a dumbass, redneck, clueless, White devil is suppose to be a surprise??? Isnt there a damn possum you need to fillet?

shut the fuck up and get over here and cut my grass! it isn't getting any shorter.

[Kiwon]

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

[Kiwon]

Please memorize the Forum Rules. There will be a pop quiz in the future.

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[Deputy Nutz]

cockelfarts

[Kiwon]

cockelfarts

"cockelfarts" backwards is "straflekcoc."

[easy cheesy]

I'll address the proverbial "Elephant in the room" as succintly as I can.... here we go....

Screwado is a friend of mine... Screwado is a friend of Mike's.... Screwado is Male... We (Screwado and I) thought it would be funny..as in "hahahah"... (apparently not so much) to create a bullshit laden and blathering discourse in THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING... mocking stereotypical female, banal, insipid dialogue as well as alluding to "girl on girl" action with Mike!!!! JHC.. IT'S THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING PEOPLE!!!! ...never thought anyone would take it seriously...quite the opposite...thought folks would see it for the humor in which we intended and that some of the pithy peeps might actually perhaps join in the "fun" and roast our asses...Wrong read obviously... I can't honestly believe anyone would've taken us seriously.... SERIOUSLY? Didn't mean to offend... ANYWAY....Sorry for all of the consterantion and disruption.... oy vey... OH SHIT... wait... gotta go... "The View" is on and there are Twinkies, Pop Tarts, Ho Ho's and a twelve pack of Diet Coke on the counter calling my name..... ***nom, nom, nom***

[easy cheesy]

Unless some post have been deleted, i don't understand the issue. maybe i'm lost......back to the brewers forum.

No posts deleted.... I'm lost as well... BUT at least we haven't lost as BIG as the LAKERS did this season... (Rim Shot.. LOL!- Pun intended)... but to the subject of Baseball... by the way...the Mariners kicked some ass today as did the Brewers! OK... the Brewers didn't exactly "KICK ASS"... but.. they won.. HEYYYY!

[easy cheesy]

In keeping with the spirit of the "Thread About Nothing"....

It's May 22nd now.. and.. well... nothing has happened... and if it did... I would say nothing about it...

[MJZiggy]

In keeping with the spirit of the "Thread About Nothing"....

It's May 22nd now.. and.. well... nothing has happened... and if it did... I would say nothing about it...

What if it did happen and just none of us were good enough?

[easy cheesy]

What if it did happen and just none of us were good enough?

Interesting thought...hmmm... So... if we weren't "taken home", as it were, is where we're at really hell? Well if it is, it's not THAT bad and it's only 59 degrees here AND I was still able to get a Starbucks Venti Shaken Green Tea Lemonade today... hmmm... not so bad at all...

I did read somewhere that there really WAS an earthquake in New Zealand yesterday though.. ***shudder*** lolz

[MJZiggy]

Interesting thought...hmmm... So... if we weren't "taken home", as it were, is where we're at really hell? Well if it is, it's not THAT bad and it's only 59 degrees here AND I was still able to get a Starbucks Venti Shaken Green Tea Lemonade today... hmmm... not so bad at all...

I did read somewhere that there really WAS an earthquake in New Zealand yesterday though.. ***shudder*** lolz

Earthquake in a remote area of NZ where no one actually lives and a volcano erupted in Iceland closing the airport. Interesting from a geological perspective, yet a little wussy for an armageddon. Someone else speculated that we all were raptured. I replied that if that's the case, heaven looks a lot like my living room and the food service stinks. I had to make my own muesli for breakfast.

[easy cheesy]

Earthquake in a remote area of NZ where no one actually lives and a volcano erupted in Iceland closing the airport. Interesting from a geological perspective, yet a little wussy for an armageddon. Someone else speculated that we all were raptured. I replied that if that's the case, heaven looks a lot like my living room and the food service stinks. I had to make my own muesli for breakfast.


Yeah, pretty lame Armageddon- although now I can't get Def Leppard outta my head. Right now my heaven has a full litter box in the corner and a basketful of dirty laundry in the bedroom, but at least I have some Lasagna cooking in the oven. I'd deliver if I could. Heaven hasn't bestowed teleporting skills upon me yet.

[mraynrand]

I'll address the proverbial "Elephant in the room" as succintly as I can.... here we go....

Screwado is a friend of mine... Screwado is a friend of Mike's.... Screwado is Male... We (Screwado and I) thought it would be funny..as in "hahahah"... (apparently not so much) to create a bullshit laden and blathering discourse in THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING... mocking stereotypical female, banal, insipid dialogue as well as alluding to "girl on girl" action with Mike!!!! JHC.. IT'S THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING PEOPLE!!!! ...never thought anyone would take it seriously...quite the opposite...thought folks would see it for the humor in which we intended and that some of the pithy peeps might actually perhaps join in the "fun" and roast our asses...Wrong read obviously... I can't honestly believe anyone would've taken us seriously.... SERIOUSLY? Didn't mean to offend... ANYWAY....Sorry for all of the consterantion and disruption.... oy vey... OH SHIT... wait... gotta go... "The View" is on and there are Twinkies, Pop Tarts, Ho Ho's and a twelve pack of Diet Coke on the counter calling my name..... ***nom, nom, nom***

Last time I tried to roast your ass, you got angry with me. I ain't goin' there again!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SfS4QDhSiJU/SsNzYxdpn6I/AAAAAAAADKQ/Z5Yq1oYnPsQ/s400/023.jpg

[mraynrand]

Yeah, pretty lame Armageddon

http://www.joblo.com/movie-posters/images/full/1998-poster-armageddon-3.jpg

No shit. I preferred "Deep Impact" (so did she :rs:)

http://www.cisci.net/movies/film_8/scene_0/Deep_impact.jpg

[SkinBasket]

I'll address the proverbial "Elephant in the room" as succintly as I can.... here we go....

Screwado is a friend of mine... Screwado is a friend of Mike's.... Screwado is Male... We (Screwado and I) thought it would be funny..as in "hahahah"... (apparently not so much) to create a bullshit laden and blathering discourse in THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING... mocking stereotypical female, banal, insipid dialogue as well as alluding to "girl on girl" action with Mike!!!! JHC.. IT'S THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING PEOPLE!!!! ...never thought anyone would take it seriously...quite the opposite...thought folks would see it for the humor in which we intended and that some of the pithy peeps might actually perhaps join in the "fun" and roast our asses...Wrong read obviously... I can't honestly believe anyone would've taken us seriously.... SERIOUSLY? Didn't mean to offend... ANYWAY....Sorry for all of the consterantion and disruption.... oy vey... OH SHIT... wait... gotta go... "The View" is on and there are Twinkies, Pop Tarts, Ho Ho's and a twelve pack of Diet Coke on the counter calling my name..... ***nom, nom, nom***

And this is what Joe's "holding his tongue" about? What a smelly old vagina. Him. Not you. Then again, for all I know, you are a smelly old vag too. Just not such a cockwad.

[Deputy Nutz]

I had a buddy join this forum and he started some schtick with Skinbasket and myself and Joe shit canned him. Hurt his feelings pretty bad as well.

[easy cheesy]

You and Skin have some great shit going on... I love it! I could give a RIP less about any admonishments toward me.....I guess "tolerance" is sometimes a one way street and "free passes" are given to those who have been here from inception....not to perceived interlopers such as me... whatever.... I'm just going to continue with my "banalities" until my life support is ripped from me...lolz....***gasp***

[Little Whiskey]

I had a buddy join this forum and he started some schtick with Skinbasket and myself and Joe shit canned him. Hurt his feelings pretty bad as well.

Partial?

[easy cheesy]

Last time I tried to roast your ass, you got angry with me. I ain't goin' there again!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SfS4QDhSiJU/SsNzYxdpn6I/AAAAAAAADKQ/Z5Yq1oYnPsQ/s400/023.jpg


Awwww Puppy... we made good... me loves you so... now... what about that roasted donkey...er... ass....

[easy cheesy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Much_Ado_About_Nothing

I'm craving Sicilian Food now....

[MJZiggy]

Laying on the couch pondering life while I try to finish making a summer blanket for the bed. I've learned a lot that I can share, but there is so much more to go...Once I have life figured out, I need to clean the refrigerator.

[easy cheesy]

And this is what Joe's "holding his tongue" about? What a smelly old vagina. Him. Not you. Then again, for all I know, you are a smelly old vag too. Just not such a cockwad.

Yeppers.... ain't no smelly old vag though, me anyway, can't speak for "Joe", and have never used "creams".... I just shove some fresh seasonal berries around there and I'm "gold"... GAWD, I'm a triple berry threat!!!! Creme Fraiche in da HOUSE!

[easy cheesy]

I just stubbed my toe... ouch...

[Little Whiskey]

I'm enjoying watching the cubs get beat by the Bo-Sox

[easy cheesy]

I just bit my fingernail... but it was nothing... truly nothing... in keeping with the title of this thread...

[easy cheesy]

I'm enjoying watching the cubs get beat by the Bo-Sox


Oh Whiskey!!! I hate the Bo-Sox but I'm not really "invested" in the game so I will defer to you on this one... F the Cubbies

[Little Whiskey]

the cubs just hit a 2 out double in the top of the 9th. again, keeping with this thread since they are down by 4........ it was nothing, truly nothing.

[easy cheesy]

the cubs just hit a 2 out double in the top of the 9th. again, keeping with this thread since they are down by 4........ it was nothing, truly nothing.

So much nothing... so much so that I can't comment on the "nothingness" of it all....I need some whiskey....

[easy cheesy]

I just burped... but it was really nothing... just some fast moving and revolting smelling air.....

[Little Whiskey]

...I need some whiskey....

a whiskey nothing?

[easy cheesy]

a whiskey nothing?

mmm... How's about a whiskey "neat"... or a whiskey "sour" .... or a Mahattan? Whiskey is never just a "nothing"!!!! EXTRA CHERRIES PLEASE!!!

[MJZiggy]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

[easy cheesy]

WOW... the Mariners are hangin' tough.... Yankees are in town next week... YIKES... got tickets... should be fun...at least we have a tolerant and relatively cool stadium with regards to "visiting peeps".... should be a good series...

[easy cheesy]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

I've travelled all of the "incontinents"... so well travelled I am... sounds like my ex husband... just a little joke... about nothing of course....

[Kiwon]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

Just wait 'till you are 91. You will pee in your sleep as well. Keep doing those Kegel exercises.

[easy cheesy]

Just wait 'till you are 91. You will pee in your sleep as well. Keep doing those Kegel exercises.

I am acutually 95 and my "stuff" is still intact....... bow chicka wow wow.....

[easy cheesy]

T-1 is giving a proper "shout out" to t-4.... pass the salami please and where the hell are the wool socks? LOLZ!

[MJZiggy]

Just wait 'till you are 91. You will pee in your sleep as well. Keep doing those Kegel exercises.

At least they can put a diaper on me. What am I supposed to do with her?

[Little Whiskey]

have you seen old yeller?

[HowardRoark]

Laying on the couch pondering life while I try to finish making a summer blanket for the bed. I've learned a lot that I can share, but there is so much more to go...Once I have life figured out, I need to clean the refrigerator.

What were you laying?

[hoosier]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

Sorry to hear about your dog's incontinence. It sucks when our bodies start to betray us.

If you don't like Whiskey's solution, which is drastic, start her on a continuous coffee IV drip. You might think that would just exacerbate the peeing problem but it will also keep her awake. If she is able to control where she goes that might be a workable solution. Don't think I'm advocating some inhumane solution either. Dogs sleep 95% of their life away, surely she has enough sleep stored up that a bout of insomnia wouldn't hurt her.

[mraynrand]

If you don't like Whiskey's solution, which is drastic, start her on a continuous coffee IV drip.]

Krusty ran out of those over-the-counter wake up drugs.

http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/treehouseofhorror2_10.jpg

[SkinBasket]

At least they can put a diaper on me. What am I supposed to do with her?

Dog diapers or have her put down. You'll have to take her's and your own quality of life into account. You assumed the role of her pack leader knowing this day would come.

I guess you could also try just giving her water only on a regular schedule so you can avoid her sleeping with much in her bladder.

[mraynrand]

Dog diapers or have her put down. You'll have to take her's and your own quality of life into account. You assumed the role of her pack leader knowing this day would come.

I guess you could also try just giving her water only on a regular schedule so you can avoid her sleeping with much in her bladder.

Good answer. Plus you can always crate the dog at night, but you're going to have a clean-up routine every day.

[MJZiggy]

Good answer. Plus you can always crate the dog at night, but you're going to have a clean-up routine every day.

She's had a violent fear of the crate since she was about 7 months old when I came home from work to find her panicked. I think lightning must have struck just outside the window or something. I think the temporary solution until we find something better is going to be to replace the insides of her dog bed with small animal bedding like cedar shavings or something. Then we just hope she starts sleeping on the tile floor in the bathroom as it gets too warm in her dog bed. At least that I can clean up, but the wood floors are a little tricky.

[Freak Out]

Some kind of lined secondary containment of the dog bed. Lots of commercial absorbents available. As long as the dog only sleeps in that bed while in the house........

If you enjoy the animal then there is no reason to put it down for peeing in it's sleep. I would have been dead long ago if that was the case... :)

[MJZiggy]

Some kind of lined secondary containment of the dog bed. Lots of commercial absorbents available. As long as the dog only sleeps in that bed while in the house........

If you enjoy the animal then there is no reason to put it down for peeing in it's sleep. I would have been dead long ago if that was the case... :)
That's the challenge, keeping her in the bed. She likes the floor. I wonder if I put a puppy pad on the floor would she sleep on it.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyone watch the really shitty show Gigilos on Showtime? What a crappy attempt at making a reality show. Faker than Ziggy's tits.

[Kiwon]

I have an idea. How about a FLOTUS troll doll?

http://www.drudgereport.com/mh.jpg http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100623/Troll-Dolls_320.jpg

[Deputy Nutz]

Is that Rhianna?

[Scott Campbell]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...


That's a tough one. Mine is 15, and still pretty spry. But I'm always checking to see if she's still breathing every morning.

[Scott Campbell]

Is that Rhianna?


Sure looks like her legs.

[swede]

Check out Squatzilla hammering out 3 sets with 80 pounds!

Beast!

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z236/dsteenswede44/loser_160x600_ton_f.jpg

[MJZiggy]

That's a tough one. Mine is 15, and still pretty spry. But I'm always checking to see if she's still breathing every morning.

I do that too! Anytime she's not snoring. (then I wake her up and send her outside.)

and Nutz, you can't buy droop like this!

[easy cheesy]

Just got my tickets to head out to Wisconsin again. ***Scribbling notes on "to do"list whilst there***.... Fly by Annie's in Oshkosh doing about 85mph and toss out a "care package" onto her lawn consisting of Night Train, a carton of Basics, an old PM from Duter, a moldy pizza box, a CD with the Pina Colada song on it and some two day old Gyros with extra large chunks of Feta and gobs of Tzatziki... she'll be forever greatful.

http://cdn4.likethedew.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Bum_Wine.jpg

Hell, we could even give her this box set... one flavor for every day of the week

[easy cheesy]

Hines Ward has been vindicated... who needs a Superbowl Ring when you can win "Dancing with the Stars"? LOLZ!!!! (I almost spewed on that one!)

[easy cheesy]

It's ON at Roland Garros!!! Nadal pulled out one hell of a match in five sets... ***whew***... his rally against Isner was a wee bit too much for the blood pressure... rewatching the match... good stuff...

[easy cheesy]

DAYUM... Nadal held his own against that 19 year old.... he (Nadal) may be only 24, but in Tennis years... look out! Still number one in the world baby!!!

***heart palpitating even though outcome known for this match***

French Open!!! US Open over Father's day in Bethesda!!! LOVIN' IT! (and boy, the US Open is gonna be WILD!! ***schwing*** I'm lucky to hit my driver 80 yards on a good day... lol.. maybe I should take up bowling...)

[easy cheesy]

Speaking of bowling... I made a "Turkey" a few times in my day.. and he wasn't in a plaid pantsuit either...lol

[easy cheesy]

I think this is the time where we make our Federer v Nadal bets Mike.... What say ye? heh..heh...

[easy cheesy]

OMG... I'm watching this shit in the fifth set as if it's happening "live".... damn good match... damn good atheletes.... I love team sports but... hey...man vs. man and the mind screws that go with it are amazing.... yours and yours alone... to win.... or to lose... can't blame anyone else at the end of the day.... unless, of course, you are Jean Van De Velde at the British Open in 1999...lolz....

[easy cheesy]

and even then.... but .... ***sigh***....he's French....

He got "tangled up in ROUGH"... (sang to the tune of Tangled up in Blue)

[easy cheesy]

OMG.... Match Point.... c'mon.... (Like I said... as if this hasn't already happened).... BUT THERE IT IS!!!!! Nadal avoids the UPSET!!!!!

[easy cheesy]

Shit.... I'm gonna have to watch this shit live at 2:00am my time!!!!! Damn it!!!! I love, love, the Majors.... Golf and Tennis... at least I can deal with Bethesda better than Paris in terms of time differentials....

[easy cheesy]

http://images.sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nike-tennis-2011-french-open-lookbook-nadal-05.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://usastall.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/watch-Rafael-Nadal-vs-John-Isner-live1.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/227/315/114578334_crop_340x234.jpg?1306255171

[easy cheesy]

http://www.tennistournaments4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/maria-sharapova-french-open-2011.jpg

[easy cheesy]

Pinehurst.... Payne Stewart.... God Bless

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00779/stewart99usgetty_779845c.jpg

[easy cheesy]

1999 US Open.... we miss you Payne...

http://bestofnorthcarolina.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Payne-Stewart_golf_Pinehurst.jpg

[easy cheesy]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/841/044/payne_stewart_collage_display_image.jpg?1302188811

[swede]

If you made a list of ways you thought you might die, I would wager that being explosively depressurized, asphyxiated, frozen into a popsicle and slammed into the earth at about a thousand miles an hour probably would not occur to you in the first 50.

[hoosier]

Would you have guessed that blue goo sucks up toxic waste?

http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/25/technology/toxic_waste_cleanup_goo/index.htm?source=cnn_bin&hpt=Sbin

[mraynrand]

If you made a list of ways you thought you might die, I would wager that being explosively depressurized, asphyxiated, frozen into a popsicle and slammed into the earth at about a thousand miles an hour probably would not occur to you in the first 50.

Watching James Bond movies again?

[mraynrand]

Would you have guessed that blue goo sucks up toxic waste?

http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/25/technology/toxic_waste_cleanup_goo/index.htm?source=cnn_bin&hpt=Sbin

This is how I get rid of blackheads

[Freak Out]

On Saturday I drank a 10 year old sour brown ale....it was delicious but it has given me a gaseous asseous.

[swede]

Originally Posted by swede
If you made a list of ways you thought you might die, I would wager that being explosively depressurized, asphyxiated, frozen into a popsicle and slammed into the earth at about a thousand miles an hour probably would not occur to you in the first 50.Watching James Bond movies again?

Perhaps I should have mentioned that I thought we were talking about Payne Stewart. This is why you have to listen carefully to the people that mumble in the subways. They appear crazy, but they might be telling you to avoid the pile of dog crap just to the left of the stairs on 8th Avenue.

[mraynrand]

I had to look up Payne Stewart to get the reference. I assumed you were talking about Hugo Drax. I never warn anyone about piles of dog crap. They get what they deserve.

[GrnBay007]

Amazing how teenagers have SO much energy for sports and their social lives and then get home and are lazy as mraynrands dog shit!

[easy cheesy]

If you made a list of ways you thought you might die, I would wager that being explosively depressurized, asphyxiated, frozen into a popsicle and slammed into the earth at about a thousand miles an hour probably would not occur to you in the first 50.

But it would RAWK... and you would never even know it

[easy cheesy]

Federer wins!!!! Holy Shit... he's considered a "senior"... I mean... He's Number THREE IN THE WORLD FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! Nadal and Federer.... hell yeah!!! I'm glued to the tv "set"....shall they meet again????....hmmmmmm