OFFICIAL BRETT THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[swede]

Woody...are you under the impression that the woman in the photo IS Deanna?

I guess I cleared THAT up.

[Scott Campbell]

..........and the object of Brett's peeny-pix attentions.

Not that that would make him a bad person.

Is this a special kind of sexting called "Brexting." I used to send pictures of my brats via cellphone, just to brag, but not anymore...

Nice sausage Ayn!

[Scott Campbell]

Here's another pic of Jenn, or as we like to call her - Deanna Jr.



Could she be the little minx that ends his career?

[MJZiggy]

cockshot


A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' , 'LADIESONLY.jpg' or 'lil_lorenzo.jpg'.
Morticia (Jenn): I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert (Bert) sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

I think considering the subject of the photo, using the grammatically correct "his" rather than the politically correct "their" in the first sentence is warranted...he he he. It needs to assert more fully the creepiness factor. Ick.

[swede]

I think considering the subject of the photo, using the grammatically correct "his" rather than the politically correct "their" in the first sentence is warranted.

You really don't want to tempt Skin to post the pics that would contradict your assumptions. There are some "shes" out there with all the plumbing you know. 300+ pages right to the garbage can.

[Administrator]

I think considering the subject of the photo, using the grammatically correct "his" rather than the politically correct "their" in the first sentence is warranted.

You really don't want to tempt Skin to post the pics that would contradict your assumptions. There are some "shes" out there with all the plumbing you know. 300+ pages right to the garbage can.

or maybe, I'd edit the post and ban you instead.

[mraynrand]

I think considering the subject of the photo, using the grammatically correct "his" rather than the politically correct "their" in the first sentence is warranted.

You really don't want to tempt Skin to post the pics that would contradict your assumptions. There are some "shes" out there with all the plumbing you know. 300+ pages right to the garbage can.

or maybe, I'd edit the post and ban you instead.

you don't want to cut the traffic to the website in half, do you?

[Administrator]

I think considering the subject of the photo, using the grammatically correct "his" rather than the politically correct "their" in the first sentence is warranted.

You really don't want to tempt Skin to post the pics that would contradict your assumptions. There are some "shes" out there with all the plumbing you know. 300+ pages right to the garbage can.

or maybe, I'd edit the post and ban you instead.

you don't want to cut the traffic to the website in half, do you?

yes, God forbid you tell a joke around here. maybe I should have just bashed Brett. Or something similar that wouldn't have affected traffic....

[Scott Campbell]

yes, God forbid you tell a joke around here. maybe I should have just bashed Brett.

I'll make it easy. Just caption this:

[HarveyWallbangers]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/columns/story?columnist=mortensen_chris&id=5459742

"I don't know," said Childress about Favre's status for the season and the game. The coach also added that he didn't want to set any artificial deadlines for Favre's return, whether it's imminent, two weeks or even two months away.

On the latter speculated scenario, a return by Favre after the season begins isn't embraced by some key players.

"I don't want to drag it out and wait until Week 1," All-Pro defensive end Jared Allen said. "Brett's a great guy, he's a great teammate, he's a great quarterback, but I think [we need an answer] by the third preseason game. That's kind of the earmark. We're ready to rock and roll, and the closer we get to the season, we need stability at quarterback."

Tarvaris Jackson is the presumed starter if Favre isn't ready, either now or ever.

"I do hope Brett comes back, but in fairness to the team and in fairness to Tarvaris -- hey, we're done with camp now -- let's move things forward," Allen said. "Tarvaris has an opportunity to take this team over ... I think you have to have confidence in the quarterback. I think the quarterback has to be the leader of the team, especially the offense and, again, I think stability at the position is key as hell."

Allen, a free spirit, knows that he isn't the boss of the Vikings and that he won't be making a determination about Favre's "deadline."

"All I'm saying -- and I have a pretty good relationship with Brett -- I think this is the last year we want do the flip-flop thing."

[Scott Campbell]

If there's any truth to the Deadspin story, I wonder if it would just be easier for Favre to fade away with an ankle related retirement than to come back to all the hecklers and questions about Little Deanna.

Would he put himself through that?
Would he put Deanna through that?
Would he put his kids through that?
Would he put his team through that?

[falco]

Yes, yes, yes and...yes.

[swede]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/columns/story?columnist=mortensen_chris&id=5459742

I think this is the last year we want do the flip-flop thing."

Million dollar idea: Brett Favre flip-flops. Green and Gold on top with #4's face under your feet. A polarized image that flashes "I'm retired!" and "I'm Not retired!" as you tilt the flip-flops. A big #4 in Vikings/Jets colors on the underneath walking side. Sell them near the parking lot before the home game against the Vikes. Use them as clapping noisemakers during the game.

[mraynrand]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/columns/story?columnist=mortensen_chris&id=5459742

I think this is the last year we want do the flip-flop thing."

Million dollar idea: Brett Favre flip-flops. Green and Gold on top with #4's face under your feet. A polarized image that flashes "I'm retired!" and "I'm Not retired!" as you tilt the flip-flops. A big #4 in Vikings/Jets colors on the underneath walking side. Sell them near the parking lot before the home game against the Vikes. Use them as clapping noisemakers during the game.

That's a good idea. Or they could just freshen up this stalactite from Trek days. (I guess to be technically correct RE:Favre it would be a stalagmite).

[PlantPage55]

Ah, so they DO care. See, I was told by every Viking fan that no one on the team cares, so why should we?

Because he's a fucking nimrod.