And now we have a Chapter 2:
A Fateful Decision
After his bitter rebuke from the gods and the savage beating he received from the warriors of The Big Easy, Favros retired to the Bayou Kingdom to bide his time. Depictions of the grieviously wounded leg of Favros were sent throughout the kingdom to show the severity of the defeat. However, as is his want, Favros could not decide whether not he should hang up his shield, spear, and leather disc for good and retire in the Bayou Kingdom, or receive the healing ministrations of Hipprocrates Andrews and mend his grieviously wounded leg. So, Favros tarried. And he tarried. And tarried some more. With an eye to avoiding as much warrior training as possible, Favros finally submitted himself to the healing ministrations of Hippocrates Andrews late at the eleventh hour.
The gods were not pleased. And they were further displeased when Favros continued to tarry about making a decision to fight another season or not. Impatient and fearful for his reign as king, Chillios the Charioteer, cognitively disabled King of the Heidi-Hairs, sent three shills to entreat Favros to return to the Land of the Heidi-Hairs. Bearing a purse of 20 million denarii and promises of Chillios' best conduct, Favros left the Bayou Kingdom and returned with the three shills to the Land of the Heidi-Hairs.
The gods continued to punish Favros for his hubris in deliberately tarrying. They smote his best receiver of the disc, Sydnios. They not only inflicted pain on Favros' leg but his elbow as well, making his hurling of the leather disc much harder and more painful. They visited him with defeats at the hands of the armies of The Big Easy and The Big Fish. When things looked their bleakest, they cursed Favros with the appearance of Jennifer the Fair (or the Face That Launched a Thousand Dong Shots). Favros had once lusted after Jennifer the Fair when he toiled in Gotham, and in his lust he sent her depictions of his Doric Column. These depictions now were circulated throughout the kingdoms and now Favros was a laughing stock, since his Doric Column--like his showings in recent battles--had come up quite short. In addition to this he also encountered the wrath of his consort, Deanna.
Chillios, fearful for his reign, acquired a new warrior to help Favros--Randall the Brain Addled--whom Favros had coveted since his days in the Kingdom of Lambos. The gods paid no heed. They smote him with a defeat at Gotham at the hands of his former troops. Then, in a crushing turn of events he was defeated and smitten at the Kingdom of Lambos. The siren song of the harpies convinced Favros that his warriors were open to receive the leather disc, but it was a ruse of the gods, and Favros gave up the disc three times. Warriror fiercely attacked his bad leg. He limped off the battle field and was then thrown under the chariot by Chillios when the battle was relived.
This, in turn was followed by another defeat--this time at the hands of the scurillous Bill the Hooded One and the wrathful exiling of Randall the Brain Addled by Chillios. Randall would prove well the adage: a million denarii talent, a five drachma brain.
The Heidi-Hair army rallied long into the day to defeat the army of the Valley of Sun, who had hotly pursued the Heidi-Hairs but lost strength at the end of the day. Now, the fateful season rests on two contests. The first requires a journey to the Land of the Windy City to fight a den of Bears and a second contest involves a rematch with the army from the Kingdom of Lambos.
How will our hero do? Will the gods continue to curse him? Will the gods relent? Will Favros ever again clutch the Trophy of Lombardos?
A Fateful Decision
After his bitter rebuke from the gods and the savage beating he received from the warriors of The Big Easy, Favros retired to the Bayou Kingdom to bide his time. Depictions of the grieviously wounded leg of Favros were sent throughout the kingdom to show the severity of the defeat. However, as is his want, Favros could not decide whether not he should hang up his shield, spear, and leather disc for good and retire in the Bayou Kingdom, or receive the healing ministrations of Hipprocrates Andrews and mend his grieviously wounded leg. So, Favros tarried. And he tarried. And tarried some more. With an eye to avoiding as much warrior training as possible, Favros finally submitted himself to the healing ministrations of Hippocrates Andrews late at the eleventh hour.
The gods were not pleased. And they were further displeased when Favros continued to tarry about making a decision to fight another season or not. Impatient and fearful for his reign as king, Chillios the Charioteer, cognitively disabled King of the Heidi-Hairs, sent three shills to entreat Favros to return to the Land of the Heidi-Hairs. Bearing a purse of 20 million denarii and promises of Chillios' best conduct, Favros left the Bayou Kingdom and returned with the three shills to the Land of the Heidi-Hairs.
The gods continued to punish Favros for his hubris in deliberately tarrying. They smote his best receiver of the disc, Sydnios. They not only inflicted pain on Favros' leg but his elbow as well, making his hurling of the leather disc much harder and more painful. They visited him with defeats at the hands of the armies of The Big Easy and The Big Fish. When things looked their bleakest, they cursed Favros with the appearance of Jennifer the Fair (or the Face That Launched a Thousand Dong Shots). Favros had once lusted after Jennifer the Fair when he toiled in Gotham, and in his lust he sent her depictions of his Doric Column. These depictions now were circulated throughout the kingdoms and now Favros was a laughing stock, since his Doric Column--like his showings in recent battles--had come up quite short. In addition to this he also encountered the wrath of his consort, Deanna.
Chillios, fearful for his reign, acquired a new warrior to help Favros--Randall the Brain Addled--whom Favros had coveted since his days in the Kingdom of Lambos. The gods paid no heed. They smote him with a defeat at Gotham at the hands of his former troops. Then, in a crushing turn of events he was defeated and smitten at the Kingdom of Lambos. The siren song of the harpies convinced Favros that his warriors were open to receive the leather disc, but it was a ruse of the gods, and Favros gave up the disc three times. Warriror fiercely attacked his bad leg. He limped off the battle field and was then thrown under the chariot by Chillios when the battle was relived.
This, in turn was followed by another defeat--this time at the hands of the scurillous Bill the Hooded One and the wrathful exiling of Randall the Brain Addled by Chillios. Randall would prove well the adage: a million denarii talent, a five drachma brain.
The Heidi-Hair army rallied long into the day to defeat the army of the Valley of Sun, who had hotly pursued the Heidi-Hairs but lost strength at the end of the day. Now, the fateful season rests on two contests. The first requires a journey to the Land of the Windy City to fight a den of Bears and a second contest involves a rematch with the army from the Kingdom of Lambos.
How will our hero do? Will the gods continue to curse him? Will the gods relent? Will Favros ever again clutch the Trophy of Lombardos?

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