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If the Fuckdoggle died, some virtually unknown substitute would come out of nowhere to take its place and perform even better than the original to the amazement and envy of all involved.Originally posted by sharpe1027 View PostNot having candidates for the weekly award could also temper enthusiasm. It is a careful balancing act.
The Fuckdoggle may die, but it will never be forgotten!
So I'm not worried.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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Wouldn't this new substitute thereby be transformed into a Fuckdoggle by the very definition of the word? The Fuckdoggle is immortal.Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View PostIf the Fuckdoggle died, some virtually unknown substitute would come out of nowhere to take its place and perform even better than the original to the amazement and envy of all involved.
So I'm not worried.
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My point exactly.Originally posted by sharpe1027 View PostWouldn't this new substitute thereby be transformed into a Fuckdoggle by the very definition of the word? The Fuckdoggle is immortal.One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
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Either suck it up and get on board, or get out of the way. There's no room for dead weight on the Barney Fuckdoggle wagon. This thing is just beginning to pick up momentum. Look for the award to be part of the ESPYs soon.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostSo we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?Last edited by sharpe1027; 11-12-2015, 04:13 PM.
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you pretty much answered your own question, didn't you.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostSo we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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I prefer to call it the Fuckwagon.Originally posted by sharpe1027 View PostEither suck it up and get on board, or get out of the way. There's no room for dead weight on the Barney Fuckdoggle wagon. This thing is just beginning to pick up momentum. Look for the award to be part of the ESPYs soon.When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.
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Eeyeahhh...it's pretty much why I'm back. Let's say you get mad and stomp out of your favorite bar where all the cross-dressing rugby players hang out. After a while you realize that the other bars--while nice--just don't mix toothless and taffeta like the old place.Originally posted by George Cumby View PostSo we are just going around willynilly and making up pretend awards for totally contrived circumstances that mean nothing to anyone but the couple dozen regulars on this board to hand out to people most of us will never meet for no good reason? What is this place coming to?
Repped for best rhetorical question of the day.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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After two tough losses in a row, I found it hard to read anything Packer related for the last couple days. But I'm mildly constipated at 4:30 am and even though a part of me already felt annoyed with what i was sure to find in this Fuckdoggle thread, I opened it anyway. 15 minutes have already turned into 20 here on the toilet in the early AM, but my spirits are high despite barely pushing out a rabbit sized pile of poo. I learned today that the Fuckdoggle is needed in lean times as well as in victory. Feeling as satisfied in the Fuckdoggle thread as I am in the fact that I didn't need to digitally stimulate my bowlel movement, I happily sign off for now. Fuck you guys, I'm out. Thank you Fuckdoggle's. Thank you.Formerly known as JustinHarrell.
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