OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Little Whiskey]

last night I cooked some on the weber with a smoky bbq rub and grilled asparagus and black beans and rice.

[swede]

...and then I ate his liver with a nice white Chianti and some fava beans.

[easy cheesy]

I got a new phone today... I disposed of my "Crockett and Tubbs" version and am now in the 21st century... if only I knew how it worked...too impatient to read the manual.... figured out a new cool ring tone though and can text about 40 words per minute... awesome... if I had kids they'd be proud... (if I had kids they could teach me how to work the damn thing)....

[easy cheesy]

Good God what a banal post the aforementioned was.... you'd think I was on Facebook...

[MJZiggy]

Good God what a banal post the aforementioned was.... you'd think I was on Facebook...

And you can get on facebook with your new phone...

[Freak Out]

If I was on Facebook I would want to be cheesys friend....but I hate it.

[easy cheesy]

And you can get on facebook with your new phone...

NOOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING but THAT! LOL! ***kicking and screaming into the "new" milennium***

[MJZiggy]

NOOOOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING but THAT! LOL! ***kicking and screaming into the "new" milennium***

You'll be surprised how handy the thing is. It tells me when the next train is coming. It tells me where to find the best price on a good beer--and then gives me GPS directions to get to the store. It gives me the weather wherever I am. It has a stopwatch, recipes, streamed music and a kindle. Fun stuff.

[easy cheesy]

If I was on Facebook I would want to be cheesys friend....but I hate it.

Awww... I'm on there... but I haven't posted in months.... I get sick of all that Farmville and Mafia Wars shit... they even have some restaurant game or whatever... WHATEVER.... I blocked all apps access to my page, only have 16 friends and have about 400 on my block list...lolz...and have locked all my shit to private... AS IF anyone gives a shit but... whatev...I don't even know why the hell I joined... there's a couple of friends out of state that matter the world to me and it keeps me in touch... but... overall... that place is a major wear out....

typical post on some "news feeds" I see ..... OMG... feeling down today, my curling iron isn't working, it's raining outside and I don't know what to do with my bangs... I just don't want to get out of bed today. I feel so down. Anyone else relate to what I am saying? I just want to eat a box of Count Chocula with 14 cans of diet coke and make this pain go away!!!!

OR the classic... My "monster" baby took her first shit today... wanna see?

All that being said.... I'd be your friend too!!

[easy cheesy]

You'll be surprised how handy the thing is. It tells me when the next train is coming. It tells me where to find the best price on a good beer--and then gives me GPS directions to get to the store. It gives me the weather wherever I am. It has a stopwatch, recipes, streamed music and a kindle. Fun stuff.

Baby steps for me Miss Ziggy... baby steps... but I'm working on it!!! I'm a true "technotard"....

[MJZiggy]

Baby steps for me Miss Ziggy... baby steps... but I'm working on it!!! I'm a true "technotard"....

Find either the app store or the android market. Then touch things that interest you. (that sounds so bad!)

[Deputy Nutz]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.

[mraynrand]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.

[Freak Out]

I sort of hate this thread. I don't think I have ever posted in it, but I hate it.

I hope someone punches you in the vulva.

[SkinBasket]

Got 12 magnum condoms for $1.32 today. Managers special. That's $.11 each, plus they don't cut off the circulation to my cock like the other ones do.